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[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 133 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 14 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Well, who knows? The next one could be a 10 day war, or maybe less. We should really just count any pause in ammunition exchange as an end to a war, there's enough ~~Champagne~~ Adderall to go around

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 11 points 3 weeks ago

He's now terribly vexed that neither of the belligerent countries followed his decree.

Meanwhile Pikachu looking on in surprise.

[–] ech@lemm.ee 74 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So Israel gets 12 hours to fire indiscriminately?

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 weeks ago

That's how it reads to me

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] protist@mander.xyz 18 points 3 weeks ago

Too bad there's absolutely no media with any major viewership left to hold him accountable

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 44 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Why would he sign it with his name and function and why would he put it in caps? So many questions.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Caps lock is cruise control for cool.

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I haven’t heard or thought this phrase in decades.

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Neither had I, but it's the second time I've used it in as many days...

[–] Tikiporch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You reckon his phone has a caps lock?

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

It's probably got a goddamned rotary dial.

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I mean if I press shift twice on my phone it's functionally caps lock. So yeah.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bigger is better and rich text formatting is beyond his comprehension. Otherwise it would be bigger.

[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

IMAGINE HE WAS ON LEMMY FUUU

[–] don@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

~goddamn all right calm the fuck down holy shitballs~

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

THERE'S NO WAY HE KNOWS MARKDOWN!

[–] Albbi@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago

Because he has visions of a Nobel Peace Prize front and center in his mind.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow. I'm surprised he was able to do this! I had no idea that trump was flexable enough to suck his own dick!

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

He has men to do that for him.

Top men

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does that make trump a bottom bitch?

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh shit I was making an American Dad reference lol but yeah that works

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

American Dad

Is there a different version of the joke, that follows on from Indiana Jones?

[–] tkohldesac@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It’s a reference to Indiana Jones in American Dad. It follows with the whole Area 51 warehouse scene thing too.

[–] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 points 3 weeks ago

Probably but I'm not a fan of Indiana Jones so not sure

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Whatever, Donakd. I’m just glad you didn’t start WWIII. Now STFU for a minute.

[–] minnow@lemmy.world 34 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yet. Didn't start WWIII yet.

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I knew I was forgetting a word. Good catch.

[–] DarkDarkHouse 3 points 3 weeks ago

Also, when they look back in the future, he might have already started it.

[–] Kickforce@lemmy.wtf 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Guy reminds me of a high school bully, again. He just hit someone and quickly declares the fight done when the teaccher is looking, hoping to score points and not be hit back.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

That analogy'd be more accurate if his part was played by the backbirth toady sitting ringside with a rock, waiting for the signal.

[–] rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"You have been delivered PEACE. Act accordingly or prepare to receive MORE PEACE!"

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

PEACE©

GET SOME.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 17 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm… I can’t help but think of the Cuban Missile Crisis when I see the words “The 12 Day War”, which no one was gonna call this.

[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Please die already trump for the sake of all of us.

[–] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 weeks ago

8647 is a prime number.

[–] bisby@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

"peace, but I already started shooting at you so let me finish that real quick instead of stopping"

[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Somehow he has the uncanny ability to make everything about him

[–] Blackout@fedia.io 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] huppakee@feddit.nl 9 points 3 weeks ago

Especially him explaining the rules: During each ceasefire, the other side remains peaceful and respectful. Lol

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 6 points 3 weeks ago
[–] awesomesauce309@midwest.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

What a terrific beautiful deal. People are calling it the most beautiful deal they’ve ever seen. He should go to a field in Tehran and make JD hand him an award for it.

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I heard that read on the news and it was like. wow. I mean I get obama did not always make the best decisions but man he and trump are just polar opposites. From speaking, to dressing, to lifestyle, to race, to body type. I mean I can't think of anything that is not just similar but like not polar opposite. Im sure someone will come up with policy opinion that takes a broad brush to similarlize some decision but for who they are. wow. I hate this.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

This reads like an AI generated Search Engine Optimized article