I think the better analogy would be "An idiot who doesn't understand anything and bullshits its way out of any question it is being asked."
this post was submitted on 18 Aug 2025
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No, we're talking about AI. You're obviously thinking about Trump.
Confirmed: the Mango Mussolini is actually a badly made AI construct.
New conspiracy theory: Trump is an AI instructed to act like a satire of a rich person
Is this why the predictions have gotten outright stupid? Before I could even finish typing “what year was Rome invaded by the visigoths” I get back ”what year was Rome invaded by pesto pasta recipes” cause I was looking up dinner a minute before. Years ago the predictions seemed to make more sense depending on what you were currently typing, now it’s just trying to make wild guesses based on what you previously searched
The internet is the Library of Alexandria, and AI is Julius Caesar accidentally setting fire to it.
The information age is over.
I am burdened with ~~glorious purpose~~ oddly specific search queries
The real problem is that search engines have been getting crappier and crappier every year. Google results are basically worthless at this point, all ads and sponsored content.
I don't like the "we compiled the entirety of human knowledge" thing. We didn't do that, we compiled parts of the public Internet. BIG difference.
Also it lies.
Crumple Foreskin? That's the one, right?
I nominate this dude I saw in another meme.