Trans hater queer hater poor hater homeless hater disabled hater tech bro lover governor.
He's who Musk would be if Musk was a Democrat
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Musk is just a liberal who got scratched anyway.
everytime I see Newsom's mug, I'm reminded of Christian Bale's portrayal of American Psycho (2000). I'm sure their psychology are similar but Newson is able to hide it well in public.
He's who Musk would be if Musk was a Democrat
So almost no difference from who he is right now except his party affiliation. 
He would be more careful with his awkward arm gestures
I'd say almost as cringe as musk but that guy has reproduction fetish 
I mean, there's a lot we don't know about Newsom and I wouldn't be too surprised
California governor. Got rich from Daddy's wine empire, started up as San Francisco Mayor back in 2005? It's well known in California he wants to be President since 2015, at least. He's a very Obama-esque, corporate Democrat doing everything to hurt progressive policies while saying all the right sounding things.
I will, unfortunately, say his public speaking and PR is incredibly good. I fucking hate this dude, but it's true. Watch some of the debate with Ron DeSantis and you'll quickly see what I mean.
edit: Also anecdote: Kamala Harris fucking hates Newsom. They were both going for Governor at the same time back in 2017,2018. He did some rat fuck shit with the California DNC and became the front-runner.
plumpjack 
He's unfortunately, probably going to be president. Then continue all of Trump's awful shit, but the libs won't care, it's brunch time! Then Super Hitler kicks his ass in 2032.
Unfortunately a more fascist California governor than Schwarzenegger
Schwarzeneggar you could throw eggs at him and he'd just say it was free speech.
As far as Republicans go he might be the least ghoulish one. Maybe it's my nostalgia for him in the 80s and 90s growing up but he seems to be at least genuine and kinda cool.
bar in hell, democrats making nixon look good etc
His self-improvement shtick is at least clearly genuine. When he talks to people about fitness he sincerely cares about the topic and their improvement, this carries over and makes it feel like he cares about people in general.
The Ukraine video he did will always sour me on him. He's a liar that knows what lies he's telling and tells them anyway.
Generic White Politician #264
more like Grabbin' Poo, Some amirite
Garglin' Poo-Cum
Rapid Stool Bum
Given Poop Dumb
Ga-vain Noose-em
nancy pelosi's son-in-law
Wait is he really?
His aunt was married to Pelosi's brother in law, so I think that technically makes them second cousins twice removed.
What's more interesting though is Newsom used to be married to Kimberly Guilfoyle, who was Trump's fundraising chief, was Don Jr's fiancee, and is about to be the US ambassador to Greece. All these people know one another and we're forced to live as spectators to their little club.
Guilfoyle breaking up with Newsom to get with Don Jr illustrates how little of a difference there is between the dems and republicans better than any piece of theory could.
Also, from his current wife's wikipedia page:
Rejecting the label "first lady" to become the "first partner" of a deeply queerphobic politician is performative progressivism at its finest.
first partner implies something something
in bad country they have a de facto aristocracy that stays in power despite being deeply unpopular with the people
"Cousin [times] removed" is when there's a generational mismatch. Your first cousin's children are your first cousins once removed. There isn't really a word for in-laws of in-laws, although you may know the latter better than your second cousins (I happen to do this).
ah, not quite, turns out he's her brother-in-law's nephew. close enough.
Lol I looked it up just before you replied, that was a very believable fib.
He sort of reminds me of the sleazy band manager from GWAR for some reason:
Ah, GWAR
That takes me back...
He's a state employee who primarily clears homeless encampments
A very greasy car salesman. Dont trust him. Dont buy his banged up Ford Fiesta even if the price seems good
I was gonna look up all the good bills he vetoed that I had heard about on the news a while back, but the top Google results are taken up by "nonprofit" "nonpartisan" irrelevant slop.
From a post I made a while back, so this is probably missing some newer ones:
Newsom vetoes caste discrimination bil
In recent weeks Newsom has vetoed -
And last year he vetoed a bill that would have banned solitary confinement lasting longer than 15 days - something that the UN considers torture.
that guy the one guy from red dead redemption 2 was looking for.
A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!
Blue MAGAs new figurehead.
Mitt Romney
But with less Mormonism
He's the villain you have to kill in West of Loathing.
He's some kind of weasel or stoat that was turned into a man by the spell of a witch.
They smell of garlic. Does Newsome smell of garlic?
Depends on his frequency to Gilroy. It's entirely possible.
Not who, what. It's a high-profile law firm.