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[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

there is only 1 God, 2 genders and 3 dimensions, any deviation from this is blasphemy against the natural order

frothingfash

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There are only 3 dimensions and log~3~(2) of them are taken by Cantor's staircase.

[–] ThermonuclearEgg@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Is Cantor's staircase used in the Hilbert hotel?

[–] Tomorrow_Farewell@hexbear.net 2 points 6 months ago

Sadly, the hotel's managers didn't order any charts for it, so nobody knows how to build one there. They didn't even bother getting any topology for it.

[–] Philosoraptor@hexbear.net 10 points 6 months ago

Anti-spacetime aktion

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Demonstrating that you're definitely the isle of sanity in a sea of madness by leaving a rant about trans people and white genocide as a review for a video game about a bug.

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 4 points 6 months ago

You will ~~eat~~ slice the bugs

[–] PolyethylenePt2@hexbear.net 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Those goddamn trans people and their pronouns! I (gamer who totally doesn’t care enough about gender to make “Two Genders” my literal Steam name) am the only sane one here!

[–] Demifriend@hexbear.net 31 points 6 months ago (1 children)

0.4 hours on record lol this person made it 24 minutes before getting so pissed about woke that they went on a nazi rant in the steam reviews, and yet we are the ones who are supposedly too sensitive

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 1 points 6 months ago

Probably part of a group who targets games, buys them to leave a verified purchased review, then exploits steam policies to refund the game under 2 hours of play.

[–] GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net 27 points 6 months ago

The top review for a game called "Hugsparkles Social Skills Adventure: Friendship Cuddles!": frothingfash pronouns pigmask-off

[–] Carcharodonna@hexbear.net 26 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 34 points 6 months ago

most likely silksong

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 31 points 6 months ago

Could be any new game, the critic is always the same shit

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 28 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You jest, but my parents wouldn't let me play Tetris because it was Soviet propaganda

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 18 points 6 months ago

Good call. I played Tetris and now I’m a communist

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 19 points 6 months ago

Severe-emotional-problems.jpg

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 17 points 6 months ago

my other favorite genre of steam review is someone with like >1,000 hrs of gameplay that gives a bulleted list of reasons why the game sucks.

my favorite stories are heavy on the subtext radiating off an unreliable narrator.

[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 16 points 6 months ago

bro couldnt even last 30 minutes before he got triggered and broke down into a tantrum LMFAOO

i bet all 24 mins of him playing he was just WAITING for something so he could throw his hands up in anger and make himself out to be the ultimate victim

i also love how these sorts of really dumb people think they need to write an essay about their “thoughts” on any platform that will allow for it. cant even read reviews for gatorade flavors without seeing some antiwoke crusader crashing out in the comments while thinking he’s saying something profound like anybody will give a fuck

[–] Samsuma@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

average gamer behavior (dw you are the outlier @GamersOfTheWorld@hexbear.net :) )

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 12 points 6 months ago

two-wolves-1 I hate woke

I identify as Two Genders two-wolves-2

[–] VibeCoder@hexbear.net 11 points 6 months ago

Silksong went woke will go broke

[–] Chump@hexbear.net 9 points 6 months ago

Silkposts are getting out of hand