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I'm getting into making shit and seeing as I don't wanna give the empty husk of ZA/UM any money what are some cool Disco Elysium shirt ideas?

I'm a novice so flat colours would be preferred. I'm thinking the RCM Logo and the Mazov Antlers right now but there's gotta be more. A good, short quote, maybe?

I'm not wearing fuck the world or piss fa****t on my back.

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[–] GoebbelsDeezNuts@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not wearing fuck the world or piss fa****t on my back.

Coward

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 16 points 5 months ago
[–] Chana@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know how they print a tuxedo on shirts and hoodies? That but with Kim's bomber jacket or Harry's jacket and tie.

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This but with measurehead advanced racism tatoos

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Everyone keeps asking me questions already answered by my ironic phrenology T-shirt

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I feel like an orange bomber jacket you put some white patches on would be easy enough to do. the faux-tuxedo horrific necktie shirt would go hard but then I'd need a very HQ image of the horrific necktie

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

Hell yeah HD horrific neck tie

[–] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are you getting it made to order somewhere or screen printing it yourself?

This is the answer though:

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE
ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE
IT IS TOO LATE FOR US

WREAK HAVOC ON THE MIDDLE CLASS

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

doing some DIY printing, yeah. That's a good contender

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)
[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i think stencils'd be closer

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

How are you doing the printing?

[–] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Pissf****t and fuck the world leather jackets would go hard but they're probably too edgy for wearing lol.

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

pissf****t especially seems like stolen valor to me

[–] booty@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

you callin yerself straight? how dare you angery

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

unclear as to the other options as per aforementioned comment

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

Fuck does Cuno care?

Cuno's got a huge dick.

Tell 'em Cuno sent you.

Cuno doesn't fucking read!

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

i use the star and antlers as a desktop. its enchanting. i can't recall the RCM logo, but you can ad some text if you like, if that's an aesthetic...

Un jour je serai de retour près de toi

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

this is what I'm thinking since there's a lone reddit comment providing a high-ish quality image of the RCM logo. It's kind of a mashup of different described things in the game but I think it'd be cool

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

If you're using stencils for this, do it in layers. Probably one stencil for the letters, one for the thicker lines and one for the thinner lines. Do one, let it dry and then do the next

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Well obviously you gotta go with Pissf****t or fuck the world

I'm not wearing fuck the world or piss fa****t on my back.

Well then you've screwed yourself.

The RCM logo and the white Mazovian antlers on black as you mentioned are both good options. Any of the skills would also work but they're a bit complicated even if you go with a flat color version of them. If you want to be original but still keep it Disco you could do glowing lungs.
If you want it text based there's "Un Jour Je Serai de Retour Pres de Toi"/"Something Beautiful Is Going To Happen", "In The Dark Times, Should the Stars Also Go Out?".

I like where this is going.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

piss fa****t

piss fart

Also I would get a shirt with dubois-finger-guns on it and nothing else

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

cool idea but way beyond my capabilities due to all the colours

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

mash the "posterize" button until it has the right number of colors

[–] Moonguide@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Yeah. Like an image of harry in the style of old soviet posters (in how shadows and colors are managed) could be very cool.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 2 points 5 months ago

Just make it high contrast black and white

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Surprised nobody has suggested making a FALN shirt

[–] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is a good idea but personally I'd look like a 35 year old 20 year old hypebeast

[–] casskaydee@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

What better way to evoke the duality of Raphaél Ambrosius Costeau? The ULTIMATE PERFORMANCE of FALN flows in you.