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Americans wanting healthcare so bad they mass hallucinate Medbeds really is something

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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 64 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I love that the venn diagram of people who dont trust medical science but trust medical super-science

[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I heard about these from a podcast called The F Plus making fun of them and I still don't understand what the hell they are

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 39 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Magic beds designed to restore citizens to maximum health!

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115279524184169598

this is too much, wtf

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 35 points 2 months ago

So it’s like those slots in the Pokémon center?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

I am not disabling script blockers for that bullshit... Any chance you can post a screenshot?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 36 points 2 months ago

The beds from Elysium that the elites are hoarding that can just heal every disease with magic healing rays.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 34 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's the thing that healed @vegeta1@hexbear.net before he went to planet Namek.

But like a dry version.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 31 points 2 months ago

Well thanks for opening that old wound. I went from one ass whoopin to another vegeta-pain

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

The thing from Prometheus that the lady has to program to get a xeomorph abortion

Edit: or was that Alien: Covenant?

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It was Prometheus! And that system was misogynist but I forget why lol

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Iirc it was only meant for old man wayland cause he was so selfish that it was designed to only be used on a man lmao he never intended to help anyone else if they were sick

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

What if you needed an alien abortion, but the med bed said "bro, literally what is a womb man?"

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 22 points 2 months ago

Can't wait until RFK starts on this as well.

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The whole medbed thing is that there’s these super secret panacea machines the government are keeping from you, but he IS the government!? Who is hiding the medbeds?

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago

Makes me think of the auto heal from Chrono Trigger ...but you're still hungry

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

Trump didn’t even use a medbed on himself. He’s so giving!