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Biscuits

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[–] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I'm gonna get hate for this, but I'm actually a fan of raisins and I'm slightly annoyed that the oatmeal cookie doesn't have any raisins in it.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I've reported you to the ICC for crimes against humanity.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Me too. I’m hoping the trail mix one does

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I love raisins, but I only if the raisin is kind of the whole point. Chocolate/Yogurt covered.

Things with raisins on the side have just enough texture weirdness that I tend to vomit. Stupid mouth

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] whelk@retrolemmy.com 3 points 1 month ago

It's a classic for a reason

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

since these are cookies that means we're in the United States, so I can brandish a gun and take well more than 4 of them 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

This lemmy Americans.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The billionaires already took all but one. You can fight over the last cookie with the other poors. But they told you, you belong to the master race, so you're OK with that.

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

half of my countrymen really believe that last part 🤦‍♀️

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

F, P, I, K

No snickerdoodle or peanut butter, shame

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Come over to my place, let's make that shit happen

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

So that's what those wands are for! Mixing cookie dough. No wonder the motors are so strong

[–] RaoulDuke85@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No peanut butter

E: Am I a joke to you?

[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I just want plain peanut butter, I am not a huge fan of chocolate cookies.

[–] burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago

Okay, first of all, how dare you, and second, aaaaargh, I guess A, B, H, and P? I can mix P and H and get a sort of E, and I can mix A and P and get a sort of G, but AAAAAh no L? No D? Waaaaaaah!! And I'm going to double cry over no F.

Also, who calls I churro instead of snickerdoodle? And who puts the letter for the cookie so near the name for the cookie above it so the whole thing gets read weirdly?

[–] leavemealone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I will have four chocolate chip cookies, thank you.

[–] Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I dont even know what a banoffe pie or fluffernutter is but i want to try both of them. Then after ill go for mint oreo and churro

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Fluffernutter is peanut butter and "marshmallow fluff," basically spreadable marshmallow in a jar. Traditionally it is presented in sandwich form, not cookie.

[–] cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

DDDD.

Assuming the description is incomplete and they're oatmeal raisin. Because I see raisins.

I know some people hate oatmeal (raisin) cookies, so lemme drop some sweet truth on you. Replace the raisins with butterscotch chips. "Oatmeal Scotchies" are vastly superior to chocolate chip cookies!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Sweet potato pie (is this even a cookie?), Churro (whats that) and macadamia nut.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 4 points 1 month ago

Just the oatmeal cookies for me thanks. Y'all can have all the rest.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 1 month ago

No snickerdoodle???

[–] robolemmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] TabbsTheBat@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago

I was gonna say the same thing lol

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Cort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Churro is basically the same flavor.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Three chocolate chip and one oatmeal!

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Outside the box thinking I approve

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[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I do, but honestly a lot of the rest strike me as a bit gimmicky.

[–] Luvs2Spuj@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

SHIT, because I'm childish

[–] ICCrawler@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Where's the thin mint? WHERE'S THE GOD DAMN THIN MINT?! WHERE IS IT?!

Nutella Swirl looks nice, Galaxy Brownie, the blueberry one, and prob the banaoffee

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

A,B,D,E
You may disagree, but then you'd be wrong.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A - don't mess with success
B - I mean, cmon - cream cheese frosting bits mixed in?
E or F - seem equally good. All about it.
I - for science!

G, J, and the last two rows feel too experimental.

I surreptitiously knock L into the trash as I walk out the door.

[–] KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Where the fuck is peanut butter or molasses!

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

ABDF

Red velvet is probably the sweetest cookie there that I would care to eat. The rest feel overwhelmingly sugar loaded.

[–] wesker 1 points 1 month ago
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

G, A, I, in that order!

[–] apftwb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago
[–] verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Choc chip, choc chip, Sweet potato and gingerbread seem like the safest choices. Don't cookie my churro, churros are fried.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] Atlas_@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
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