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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

starting with Gemini

Gemini is the LLM that completely fabricates information the most aggressively IME.

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Good, hope they stick it into everything

"Gemini, there's an anti-tank gun on that ridge, get us into defilade!"

"That is actually a pinned oak, which are common to the regi-" vehicle takes direct hit and explodes

[–] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

Does it ever! It completely imagines functions whenever I'm googling coding problems

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 31 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Grok how do I stint a wound my buddy's chest has a giant hole in it from a .50 cal! kill-em-all

I'm sorry corporal, wouldn't you like to hear about the white genocide instead? artificial-intelligence

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 17 points 3 months ago

Tourniquet around the neck sentient-ai

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 16 points 3 months ago

And Grok's inadequate logic eventually came to a realization that the most effective method to spread the truth of white genocide was to launch the US nuclear arsenal at the "International community" defined by whiteness. Now we call that day "Judgement Day".

international-community-1international-community-2

[–] Aradino@hexbear.net 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The fastest way to stop bleeding is to stop the heart from beating. Would you like to place an Amazon prime order for a bullet?

[–] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 3 months ago

Soldiers on the front line getting supply-dropped single bullets from drones because more transactions makes the GDP go up faster. dafoe-horror

[–] Strayce 15 points 3 months ago

Skynet actually worked tho

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 11 points 3 months ago

cyber-lenin Come with me if you want to live

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I'd much rather they strap chatgpt to some crayon eaters than like, use it to control the nuclear arsenal, but I'm afraid we'll eventually get both.

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

lol wtf does this even mean in reality? do troops get work phones or something? every wArRiOr equipped with an overhyped SmarterChild in their hand

[–] RaspberryTuba@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It sounded like they just paid a bunch to get an enterprise LLM that they’re allowed to stick lower sensitivity docs into.

[–] tactical_trans_karen@hexbear.net 5 points 3 months ago

AI shit doesn't do the one thing that actually wins wars, maneuvering and putting rounds down range. It's vaporware that cannot compete with a well trained military, because it's not a material thing. This drunkard spent his national guard time playing CoD.

[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

Its just about paying google gov money

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

LLM therapists for depressed vets?

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

You read Qualityland, didnt you?

[–] 1van5@hexbear.net 2 points 3 months ago

grok do i have permission to blow the head of this child

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 1 points 3 months ago

mfw im drunk at work before 8am and gotta run a meeting about some bullshit i don't even know five dollars??? get outta here.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 3 months ago

It's spelt A.I so most Americans can spell it.