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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

There’s a cordial brand here in Australia that legit looks like washing up liquid, both in packaging and the colour of the liquid.

[–] kopasu22@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Huh, here we have a cleaner brand that looks like some sort of juice or drink mix.

Seems like they should just switch packaging, haha.

[–] tamal3@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've only tried Lavender Fabuloso! This is a whole new world.

Although, while I love the smell, I think this stuff is not very responsible ecologically....... Can someone correct me, please??!

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 5 days ago

Pleasant smelling | Ecologically Responsible | Effective Cleaner

Choose two.|

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 6 days ago

The pepper really helps exfoliate.

[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 points 6 days ago

Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 56 points 1 week ago (3 children)

What's with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bath salts. It's a girl thing.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You might need to drink more water.

Edit: I got wooshed. I read "power" as "powder."

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Uff-da! Got 'em. Sorry, got a little over excited der. Guess you can tell I've been to Caribou more than once today. Whelp, I better get a move on. Got hotdish ready soon.

[–] Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Oooookey then

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, saves time.

[–] certified_expert@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky

[–] West_of_West@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good for ducks, good for me

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

🎵 I don’t know, but I’ve been told…

🎵 Dawn detergent cleans my folds...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.

I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.

It'll cut the gear oil off you.

[–] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I don't know about the coffee and salad dressing,

Remind me not to ask for a cup of "coffee" from you...

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Coffee?

Also, while I don't keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Caffeine is good for the hair roots or something.

That makes more sense than the ranch and pepper. I could see a more desperate version of my self take a shot of instant coffee and wash it down with some water from the showerhead.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I bet if you turned it into coffee it would certainly wake you up.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Username checks out here.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I use mine for cleaning things

There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.

[–] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.

[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

I've used that shampoo before.

good stuff.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is that a bad thing?

I have heard good things about the Mane & Tail and it is (relatively ) cheap

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

And it clearly stated her expectations.

[–] starik@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Smells like a tossed salad.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We’re still talking about produce, right?

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Depends. Is that what you want us to be talking about?

Never change, Lemmy.

[–] dion_starfire@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

You shouldn't wear Depends in the shower. They're for getting back to that squishy feeling after the shower.

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[–] Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 1 week ago

Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.

We got over it somehow. 😄

[–] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What even does ranch mean tho.

A condiment of "buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranch_dressing

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?

[–] danhab99@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago

What are they a carrot?

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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