She: "Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I'm really hungry!"
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: "Oh shit, a snake!"
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And like, does she think "wait did I get railed by a fucking snake" after that?
The lack of a second penis would be a clue.
Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.
But, would you do a goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so, if it meant she didn't kill and eat you?
I was there for the promised killing part, I already had to do the 'goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so' to get the sex part done.
With me, 10 seconds is all it takes
Sounds reasonable. I do same.
IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!
Miss me with that head biting off shit, I'm getting laid and buggin out

Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?
What are you talking about of course I do.
I don't even think you know what I look like.
What, that's not true, you look like a mantis.
(Shifts to snake form)
OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!
I fucking called it.
So we're not that different after all.