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[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.org 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

She: "Oh darling, that was amazing! Now I'm really hungry!"
He: *makes hissing noises*
She: "Oh shit, a snake!"

[–] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And like, does she think "wait did I get railed by a fucking snake" after that?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

The lack of a second penis would be a clue.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Honestly, dancing after sex feels like a bit too much work at my advanced millennial age.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But, would you do a goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so, if it meant she didn't kill and eat you?

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was there for the promised killing part, I already had to do the 'goofy lil jig for 10 seconds or so' to get the sex part done.

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 2 points 1 week ago

With me, 10 seconds is all it takes

[–] kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Sounds reasonable. I do same.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 5 points 1 week ago

IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Miss me with that head biting off shit, I'm getting laid and buggin out

[–] Bonus@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Widow, why do you never look at me during sex?

What are you talking about of course I do.

I don't even think you know what I look like.

What, that's not true, you look like a mantis.

(Shifts to snake form)

OH MY GOD! A SNAKE!

I fucking called it.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

So we're not that different after all.