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[–] bonenode@piefed.social 124 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] flandish@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Draegur@lemmy.zip 57 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (5 children)

I know this may come as a shock to some people
(...unfortunately)
but things look smaller when they are further away.

https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Holy shit

Can you explain why when I look away and then back the objects reappear? I try not to look away from things I care about in case they don’t come back.

I just don’t know how to know when things will reappear when I look again or not.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 months ago

Yeah it's just our simulation using foveated rendering

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Oh, that, yeah that's just lazy writing.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 points 2 months ago

Google occlusion culling

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's what i keep telling my gf

[–] Today@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My husband has some dumb saying - objects behind you may feel larger than they actually are- something like that.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 2 months ago

Aw yeah giggity

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 months ago

Knew it would be Father Ted without clicking

[–] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Thank you, this sent me down a very enjoyable father Ted Rabbit hole. I haven't watched in years

[–] some_guy 51 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Show them this. They'll be so confused they forget to eat and starve. Together, we'll have made the world a better place.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 49 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 37 points 2 months ago

These are the same ppl I drive down the highway with

PSA: it's now practically Winter here in the northern hemisphere. Be aware that everyone you see driving with their front, side, and/or rear windows covered in ice, is someone that thinks that full visibility in those directions is optional. If you've ever wondered why it seems like you're sharing the road with crazy people, take a moment to observe the portion of the population telling on themselves. Stay safe out there.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 30 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Someone once told me their friend smoked weed and they were walking down a hallway when the friend suddenly stopped, looked down the hallway, and said "no no, I can't fit, look how small it is, I can't fit". They had to persuade him he'd fit down the hallway when they kept walking.

[–] four@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

I hope they didn't tell him "don't worry, you'll get smaller too". Or maybe I hope they did lol

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 months ago

i miss not having a tolerance lol

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 26 points 2 months ago

This guy has some real perspective on the matter.

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 24 points 2 months ago

What a dumbass. It's probably just a visual artifact brought on by the cold ravioli.

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

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Perspective you say?

(Can't beat Leela though)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

These same people you drive down the highway with also believe that a magical being sitting in a cloud overhead will save them ... and only them ... when they decide to jump three lanes at the last minute to make it to the off ramp they forgot to take.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A bad driver never misses an exit.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

They usually only ever miss once

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 months ago

This is too unbelievable to accept that it isn't pathological.

[–] snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Eating cold ravioli?? In bed???

[–] moody@lemmings.world 4 points 2 months ago

As one does

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

It's okay because the corresponding part of the door frame is bigger 👍

[–] BootLoop@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Me gusta

This is funny but it's just ragebait

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The application text is in spanish but the comment is in english. 🧐

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

mira el culero que habla solamente un idioma

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago
[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 5 points 2 months ago

Cat is concerned and disgusted too.

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Cold ravioli 🤮

[–] PixelPilgrim@lemmings.world 1 points 2 months ago

calm down there, people get intrigued by simple things all the time