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But when I became a man, I spent hundreds of dollars on eBay to try to relive childish things

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I sold everything on the thrifty nickel!

[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Protip: you can spend thousands of dollars on ebay to buy adult things as well.

[–] ClownStatue@piefed.social 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Best pro tip ever. And not just eBay, either.

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Just don't go with Amazon. They accept returns no questions asked and put them back on the shelves...

[–] witten@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Also, they directly fund fascists.

[–] wesker 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hmmmm, that sound's good, I'll have that.

Why not both?

[–] phaedrus@piefed.world 5 points 19 hours ago

I fully expected the description to be: "I still do, but I used to, too"

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 14 points 1 day ago

What I realized at 29 years old is that adults don't exist. Everyone just figures it out on the fly and pretends to be wiser. Sometimes to elevate ourselves above other people, sometimes to give them an opportunity to steady themselves in the uncertain world.

Realizing my parents, grandparents, school teachers and so on had always been just people hit pretty hard, somewhere in my twenties.

But this also means that everyone deserves to have a moment to stop pretending and just comfort themselves. It's not a sin to be childish.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Wow so you just called me right out like that huh

[–] CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

For now we see through a glass, darkly; but then face to face with an outrageous credit card bill and a bunch of random crap.

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

When I was a child, when I fell I got a bruise, a bobo kiss and a bandaid. As an adult I get a fractured limb/joint and medical debt that I will pay on until I die.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world 1 points 18 hours ago

When I was a child I loved peas

[–] Tja@programming.dev 3 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Hundreds? Those are rookie numbers!

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 14 hours ago

All I need to do is dip into a vial of LSD to feel childlike wonder and glee!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 day ago

But when I became a man, I already had over 30 million power in Rise of Kingdoms.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

Question for everyone who can relate to OP: is your life fulfilling in areas that don't involve consumerism/sensorial pleasure and have you reached some of the expected life milestones for your age and sex?

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

In some ways, yes. At 36, I have a wife and kids whom I love and enjoy. I'm a very lucky man in that respect. During my 20's and my first (God awful) marriage, I resigned myself to the idea that I would never have a family.

My job is not particularly fulfilling. In fact, when asked in interviews which parts of my career I've enjoyed most my answer is, without hesitation, "the jobs I didn't get paid for." Volunteering for things that had a meaningful impact on people's lives has always been very satisfying. Sadly, I haven't had time to do much of that in recent years. In my experience, there is a lot of truth in the statement, "It is more blessed to give than to receive." I hope to get back to doing more volunteer work when my younger kids are a little bigger.

Lovely post, lovely perspective. ❤️

[–] djdarren@piefed.social 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

45yo here, and yeah, kinda.

I'm happily married (for the second time), and have a decent job that no longer requires back breaking manual labour that enables me to clock off at 4pm and fuck off home where I don't have to think about. I have a grown up kid who's just graduated with a law degree and is forging his own path in life. All things considered, I'm pretty chill. I try to take a more adult, considered view on things that affect me.

I don't own my home, because my wife isn't able to earn as much, so we can't get a mortgage, but I've kind of made peace with that.

And I've accrued some of the toys I couldn't afford when I was younger. I have a collection of computers that I can tinker with, an an iPod that I love.

That's pretty cool, NGL, I also love my gadgets. 👍

[–] wesker 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

OP here.

I'm a bachelor with a lucrative career, which has resulted in a good amount of free time and funny money. I treat my nostalgia collections like an archive and get a great deal of enjoyment from tending to them. I also have a handful of other hobbies that are intermingled or separate.

The only typical milestone I feel like I skipped was homeownership, because I lived like a vagabond a good deal of my adult life.

Right now the only thing I genuinely feel is missing that would increase my happiness, is an exercise routine.

[–] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Right now the only thing I genuinely feel is missing that would increase my happiness, is an exercise routine.

I'll put in a plug for cycling. You can nerd out over the latest bike gear, restore vintage bikes, or just pay the nice folks at your local bike shop to set you up and focus on the riding, it's up to you!

You can also ride "unplugged," or you can measure speed, cadence, heart rate, even power output (if you spend $$$)---again, something for everyone!

Good luck!

[–] wesker 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't know, I'm not sure I wanna be biking around town with something in my ass.

[–] ilillilillilillililli@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

The cadence and heart rate sensors are usually not inserted into the body. The issue could also be that you need a different type of seat.

[–] ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 2 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

First of all, congrats! But what about the wife and kids, you know, childrearing and community building, you got any plans regarding that? Or are you still too young (in that case, double congrats lol) to be thinking about these things?

[–] wesker 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not a spring chicken anymore, let's just put it that way.

I've never wanted children. I also realized a handful of years ago, that I'm happier and healthier when I'm not in long-term romantic relationships. I've got friends, immediate family in neighboring cities, and two cats. That's more than enough company for me.

To each their own. NGL, I wish I had a bit more disposable income to put into some of my hobbies... but I'm happy some of us can. 👍

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"Oh shit I can just buy a Virtual Boy."

The trick is having these urges when shit is old and cheap, before it becomes "vintage" and "retro" and the prices get jacked up.

[–] wesker 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No joke, I have 2 Virtual Boys.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I bought one circa 2007 but it's recently in a nonworking state. I got it for like $40 + S&H and it came with Wario Land and Mario Tennis, two of the very few games I'd really want. (Never did wind up buying Red Alert, and G-Zero doesn't exist.)

Macho Nacho recently posted a video on VB restoration. It's a good era for internet weirdos making extremely specific PCBs.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

I identity with this...