Sorry, but you couldn't pay me to live in hurricane territory.
this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2025
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For many folks the possibility of a hurricane will be less terrifying than the consequences of staying in the U.S. if it continues down its current path.
Then there are floridians who have both!
Between the ecological, sociological, ecosystemic, and political dangers, I am quite literally dumbfounded whenever I hear that someone is willingly moving to Florida.
same. some of us are just stuck here though.
People on the internet are always so dramatic.
Look, I get it. The political climate right now is frustrating and even outright terrifying. But I've lived for periods of time in incredibly liberal, left leaning states as well as incredibly right winged states. It is often really not that dramatic of a difference for day to day life living in one versus the other.
I will concede that some places actually are more dangerous for people of certain demographics to live versus others.
But like...take Florida for example...a terrifyingly right leaning state. BUT you have plenty of incredibly liberal pockets...like how Orlando is basically a gay haven lol.
Hurricanes are really only a problem for people living in coastal regions which will have "storm surge" flooding (the sea level rises and literally comes into your home). But it's incredibly easy to not live in an area like that lol. It's also a danger to those in trailer homes (no idea why those are allowed in Florida...seems criminal). For everyone else, you could think of hurricanes as similar to "snow days" in the north haha.
The Keys seem chill once you get past the whole hurricane thing, but that may be because I've watched the show Bad Monkey one too many times. I've never actually been to Florida (or most places in the US for that matter, since I'm not American)
There are islands with 0-day residency requirements. You buy property, you never have to live there, and you still get a passport. You can AirBnB it.
So all I'd need to do is sell out my morals and exploit my fellow citizens...
Nah I'm good.
Is it the Airbnb part that compromises your morals? If so there are also options to make donations and start businesses
Yeah. A big part of the housing crisis in my area is rich assholes buying up homes and air bnb-ing them.
What if you buy the house and rent it to a local for less than other houses in the area?
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Most people aren't even living there, they're just buying into citizenship and a tax haven.
How is it a tax haven? Even when becoming a citizen in another country the US still requires you to pay taxes.
If "capital gains not taxed" didn't leap off the page at you, you are a poor slob who must actually have w-2 income? Keep up the good work while the wealthy sleep soundly on the tax code they bought and wrote.
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Check out the Foreign Earned Income Exclusion…
"Earned income" means W2 wages not capital gains or any of the other avenues rich people make their money.
Yeah essentially it's just a set of agreements the US has with other nations, each of which is different. But basically your overseas income up to certain amounts will be tax exempt in the US. This is to account for the fact that you're also paying overseas taxes and using overseas social services instead of US ones. You still have to file your overseas income, but you don't end up paying any taxes on it, unless it crosses the threshold.
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This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Kramer kept insisting that companies "write it off" and Jerry asks if he even knows what that means.
Right now it seems better than living under this administration.
Well, unlike tornados or earthquakes....hurricanes have a 3 to 5 day warning for you to prep.
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Im more concerned with the US conquest of central and South America. Puerto rico is having a buildup of military presence, as are other US outposts around the world. I would love to live in the Caribbean, and it's surprisingly affordable, but nah. I dont want to be in Europe for similar reasons relating to Russia.
Five of the region's island nations – Antigua and Barbuda, Dominica, Grenada, St Kitts and Nevis, and St Lucia – offer such citizenship by investment (CBI) from as little as $200,000 (£145,000).
"as little as"
Fuuuuck off. 🥲
Almost any other citizenship by investment program costs millions. So, it is very cheap.
In my area, houses are like 1 mil USD so in comparison, it is cheap
Haha this is where people go, "Oh you must live in like a expensive city" and like damn bro, every city is god damn expensive now!
Even in cheap cities, burger is $12+, rent is +$1000 per person, and good luck saving for that cheap housing that will be bought by companies to hopefully make a profit out of you when you borrow a 50-year loan.
I mean that house is cheap compared to the ones near me but I wouldn't be able to afford the air fare to visit it regularly
Visit it regularly? You visit the house once and live there. It's called moving.
I highly doubt the majority of the people buying are making it their primary residence but it would nice if I'm wrong.
It doesn't really matter what everyone else is doing if we're talking about our own individual situations though it would be a good idea to check the local job market before comitting.
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Sounds great tbh. I am actually tempted at those prices
I do wonder what the point of this is? It says visa free visits to parts of Europe. How long can those visits be? You couldn't easily relocate anywhere outside the islands on a permanent basis?
The article isn't helpful for most of the target audience.
Citizens of the Carribbean nations in the article can currently enjoy up to 180 days in the EU visa-free. The same exact visa-free window as citizens of the US, UK, Canada, Australia, Japan, and New Zealand are granted.
Citizenship to one of these Carribbean island nations can certainly help you leave North America, but it doesn't help you get any more access to the EU than you currently have. It just helps you move to...the Carribbean.
Some nationalities can’t enter Europe without a visa, so this would be an upgrade for them. But, for nationalities that already have visa free entry, it isn’t that helpful.
Can you do 180 days as a US-ian, and another 180 days as a Caribbean-ian?
Hey...wait a sec now.
Arrive in EU, go through customs with US passport, 180 days later go to the airport, walk straight to customs and go through with your Carribbean passport. Rinse and repeat every 180 days? Hmmm...
Unless the situation with the US and access for its citizens, which is the main driver being mentioned.
It's easier to move to italy spain or portugal. a lot of small towns there are becoming ghost towns and they have incentive programs for that. Why move to hurricane land to have an EU visa if you can mode to the EU
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