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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/41056130

At least 31 states and the District of Columbia restrict cell phones in schools

New York City teachers say the state’s recently implemented cell phone ban in schools has showed that numerous students no longer know how to tell time on an old-fashioned clock.

“That's a major skill that they're not used to at all,” Tiana Millen, an assistant principal at Cardozo High School in Queens, told Gothamist of what she’s noticed after the ban, which went into effect in September.

Students in the city’s school system are meant to learn basic time-telling skills in the first and second grade, according to officials, though it appears children have fallen out of practice doing so in an increasingly digital world.

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[–] retype@lemmy.world 74 points 4 days ago (10 children)

Pains me that the article calls them "old" clocks and not "analog" clocks.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 50 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I heard a story about a kid telling an adult that they couldn’t read “circle time.” That any better?

[–] retype@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

Only slightly! 😂

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 29 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

Behold, your analog clock.

[–] Billygoat@piefed.social 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

🎵Then put your little hand in mine!🎵

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[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 41 points 4 days ago (17 children)

Maybe someone should teach them...

One of the greatest dangers to a society is people assuming anything is innate or the next generation will magically know shit.

Nobody taught these kids how to read a clock. So they don't know how to read a clock.

This is a very minor thing, but it's an easier concept to grasp than the abstract concept of empathy we also stopped teaching kids.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)

I'm a millennial and I was taught how to read a clock in 2nd grade. Are they not teaching this basic skill anymore?

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm a millenial, too. Even I use my phone or computer to tell time more often than anything. Before smart phones we had some solid years relying on wall clocks and watches. It was a skill we kept using after we learned it, unlike a lot of kids who haven't needed to flex that muscle since they were taught.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but smartwatches exist and digital watch faces look awkward on the ones with a round dial. Plus I have an analog clock on the wall for when the watch is charging and I don't feel like pulling out my phone... So it's still a useful skill to have.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Not saying it isn't useful, but that it's understandable someone might not have that skill.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What decade were you in second grade?

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The mid 90s, LONG after digital clocks were already ubiquitous.

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[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

You didn't even have to read the article, just the excerpt from OP. "students are taught to read analog clocks in first and second grade in city public schools".

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

which new york teacher was stunned because i have questions

Right, find me one. Teachers everywhere said kids can't read analog clocks long before cellphone bans.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 days ago

I learned to read an analog clock in elementary school. If schools aren't teaching it anymore idk why they're shocked that kids don't know how.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I taught my gen-z kid to read an analog clock because I knew no one else would. I know he learned it.

He's 27 now, and living back at home. Recently, we were in the kitchen and the cat was asking to be fed. He said, "I don't think it's time yet..." and then went to his room to check the time on his phone. The same analog clock he learned to read is on the wall in the kitchen, where it's been his entire life. Apparently, he didn't practice at all after I taught him and tested him on it, and now can't read it? I dunno, I didn't ask, I didn't want to make a whole thing out of it.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 17 hours ago

Well, I can convert it, but it takes time. I’ve been told that people who think in analog time rather view it as a kind of progress bar and only convert it to the exact minute number when they are asked for the time by somebody else.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Like a foreign language, use it or lose it.

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bet they can't dial a rotary phone or hitch a horse to a wagon either.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You should see them with a kerosene lamp.

[–] kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is dishonest, because unlike horses and kerosene lamps, analog clocks are in every (european) town, on the churches, matkets, train stations etc..

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 hours ago

I never mentioned horses. You also never mentioned rotary phones. Knowing how to grout bricks would also be on the table, and those are everywhere in European towns.

Also, if it wasn't clear, both @OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works and myself were just making an "obvious" joke of sorts. It isn't to insult people that do not know things, it is just a statement of: "obviously people that never used a thing have no idea how to use it."

I would actually prefer all people can learn and know stuff. I like that I know how to start a crank-start tractor and also how to shut it off by shorting out the magneto (although I hate transient energy from the spark going through the body). I don't use it as a joke or something I talk about, I just know it because I happened to learn it.

Want to learn some techniques to split wood with an axe? I can teach! I also can teach how to mess with a JSON API on a web site to get the data I want when the vendor doesn't know how to use documentation, or flash firmware on obscure hardware, or set up a mesh network, or build a ham radio antenna from random metal, or cross-compile an open-source CPAP analysis app using old QT APIs and modifying them to support modern platforms, yet can't find contact info with the vendor to let them know how to do what I did so they can compile for ARM Macs. Knowledge flows both ways.

TL;DR: Was a joke.

[–] doingthestuff@lemy.lol 5 points 3 days ago

You're a teacher? Teach!

[–] texture@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

i went back to school last year and only a couple of my classmates under 30 could read clocks. kind of amazing.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 9 points 3 days ago

"Old clocks"

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Maybe it wasn't such a major skill after all 😄

Also, I'm old and remember waking up after partying hard and looking at an analog clock, not knowing whether it's AM or PM. Those clocks suck. 24h or nothing. Also radio-controlled clocks are a blessing ngl.

[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Looking at the sky will often help with distinguishing AM vs PM

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago (5 children)

5 in my winter is about the same.

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[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Having a proper time format helps more

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[–] Oppopity@lemmy.ml 16 points 4 days ago (4 children)

Yeah they probably can't read cursive either.

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[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They seem bad at computers a lot of the time too. I know right wingers like to make public schools lives hell by slashing budgets constantly but like damn.

[–] ChristchurchAsshole@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Nobody is "good with computers" until they can install their own operating system and manage files and backups.

My 2 cents.

[–] Territorial@piefed.ca 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is not surprising at all. Even when taking about time relative to the analog clock, it gets difficult, a lady asked me for the time at Walmart, and she could not understand "half past six". When I clarified that's 6:30, she finally got it.

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[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I remember when I was in 5th grade, back in the early '80s, a kid didn't know how to tell time on a clock. The adults then blamed the popularity of digital wristwatches. On one hand it doesn't really matter, on the other it's a great introduction to visualizing alternate numbering systems.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

We are the same age and I had my first analog wristwatch in 1st grade. When my niece was 4 in '86 or so I taught her to read a clock. Weird world, guess it's not all about age.

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago

I was in 5th grade back in 00's and if you don"t knoe how to tell time on a clock, you get made fun of. It offers a different, a more intuitive, perception of progressing time. It's more like a progress bar than just counting numbers

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