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I say this as someone who has worked with children and adults, tutoring and teaching both in classrooms and 1-on-1, topics ranging from university-level computer science to primary school mathematics.

Leftists are the hardest people to educate, because they have been indoctrinated into ignorance!!!

This is once again the human pet guy, the link is once again filled with porn.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

WHAT IS THIS TAKE

human pet guy

i suppose that explains it

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago

Honestly, at this point Human pet guy is just one of his many psychosexual facets. I just say Cybersmith.

[–] Drewfro66@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago

I still remember someone invited him to our DnD server as a bit and he actually joined and hung out for a while until some of the other mods banned him

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 33 points 1 month ago

How did you find the one person on earth with this take?

Cybersmith

Ah, I see

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 30 points 1 month ago

I got one panel into this and blurted out, "is this the human pet guy?" and was not disappointed. I mean, I was because ew, human pet guy. But apparently in my sleep-deprived state I can spot human pet guy posting from a mile away. ...I probably need to step away from the computer for a bit and find some grass that will consent to being touched.

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Somebody just needs to admit they have a chastity kink

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

The odds this person is into 'sissy' chastity porn is very high

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago

He might find a transwomen that'll let him cage her girlcock if only he stopped being such a transphobic dick.

[–] redparadise@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Ah so that's what the SCP Foundation stands for...

[–] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Somebody just needs to ~~admit they have a chastity kink~~ be shot

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

Posting Cybersmith is low hanging fruit

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

100% disingenuous rage bait

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 28 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh no he believes in the chastity cage thing deeply.

[–] miz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the_author's_barely_disguised_fetish.jpg

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago

More like "The author's proudly displayed fetish".

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah, I find it hard to fully parse what's going on with this guy but I do believe he is 100% honest about this shit. Like, yes it's a bit, but part of the bit is that he truly believes it.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How could one serisouly have the delusion that other right wingers are pro-chastity cages? Or pro-trans on any conditions?

Like its an alt-right account on bluesky. It must be a troll account. He might be committed to the bit.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cybersmith has been around for years, he seems sincere, but there definitely is a feedback loop where he likes to get any attention so he leans into the character he's become.

[–] ZWQbpkzl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't doubt he's a creep with weird opinions about trans people. I think the framing of it as a left-right political dispute is rage-bait though.

So like 50% rage bait then.

[–] XiaCobolt@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Cybersmith considers himself a centrist. I'm not joking.

[–] RandallThymes@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

If this is a bit then it’s been going on for so long that it’s no longer a bit, I’ve been seeing their posts for a decade now and I’m convinced they are sincere.

[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Human Pet Guy, you cannot distinguish kink fantasy from real-life political positions. You are in no position to be claiming anyone is irrational, ignorant, or "indoctrinated".

[–] Twongo@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

don't indulge in their kink

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bonus:

Bsky.app/profile/thecybersmith.bsky.social/post/3mcfu3byjus2h

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

w2c "i ❤️ estrogen" pin

[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

I wonder if we could get it as an emoji, tilt it slightly maybe make it 3d? I'm not really an arteast vivian-shrug

[–] lil_tank@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

How does one miserably fail at a meme format like that, anyone would stop repeating at "must be made to"

[–] Umechan@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

State enforced cage checks are not how I thought fascism would end up.

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

Pffft. Haven't read your gramsci have you? catgirl-smug

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

There must be some kind of repercussion to too much porn consumption. Our monkey brains are just not built to handle it. And when someone indulges too much in it, they become the human pet guy.

[–] CrookedSerpent@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also share this opinion... for reasons...

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago

Alternatively if they hate the idea of women with dicks that much they can pay for my bottom surgery :3