heh, let's see ol Donny wriggle his way out of THIS one 
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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narrator: he did.
If it gets 100k signatures, Trump HAS to resign. We did it.
edit: Also, I fucking knew it. Look at the linkedin of the only guy they name: https://www.linkedin.com/in/calvarezaranyos/details/experience/
He graduated from George Washington University, worked as PR for the military, then followed it up doing crisis PR for "private, public, and non-profit sector clients, including White House staff, Cabinet appointees, elected officials, political candidates, corporate executives, and non-profit leaders". That crisis PR job lasted until 2020 so he was doing it during COVID for Trump. His certifications include being a certified yachtsman by the government of Monaco, which he got while doing NGO work there and in Lebanon.
The only way to save democracy is to listen to a spy who got us to this point by lying to the public every time the military or government did something terrible.
still doing pr for the us. but i would bet money most of the people on this petition would eat his story up
Oh yeah, they'd love his story. I've just been mulling over the idea of doing Washington DC crisis PR for the entirety of the 2010s. Every single crisis he could have lied to us about is cartoonishly evil, and they were all legitimised by demons like this playing devil's advocate. It's the worst kind of Guy to be behind one of these astroturfed babyprotests, outside of another Graham Platner Good Mercenary.
i don't think it's possible to make something like this without being that Guy. signing a petition to defeat fascism and make the usa Good again is the sort of thing aaron sorkin would get 4 million treatlers to do
That doesn't mean it couldn't work. If Hexbear got 100k signatures for a revolution, the US government would HAVE to respond.
You're wearing blue. I trust you. I'm going to use all of my energy to try to kick that ball. Do not do what you did last time or I will write you an email.
Impeachment, conviction, and removal […] removes the fascist regime
I left a tooth under my pillow and Bigfoot came down the chimney and left me $100,000.
Third time's the charm.
Yes we had impeachment 1, and impeachment 2, but what about third impeachment?
That's one impeachment away from bingo if you use the free space. He's finished.
why are we impeaching him again? what happens when you do that in the reality we live in? hasn't he been impeached like 30 times?
I'm gonna vooooooooote
You better. The only way we can get the John Fettermans and Kyrsten Sinemas of the 2030s is to spend the 2020s voting blue no matter who. This is the most important election of our lifetimes.
* YAWN *
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
think by wednesday sudden outbreak of disease will take him
Will achieve literally nothing.
I wonder how many of the lists of names/emails that go on these petitions end up getting resold to advertisers?
All of them
Me, signing my real name on the petition to depose the catty, vindictive hamburger with absolute control of the hamburger police. For my next act, I'm writing a strongly worded letter to the Queen of Hearts.
when jd vance becomes president he will surely end fascism forever