π²π½ MAKE TEXAS MEXICO AGAIN π²π½
this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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Would be a shame to pass up on such a good opportunity for California hoisting this flag.
Good luck Europe lmao
Fuck no. As an European we don't want any of this shit. Americans can handle their own mess.
Well to be fair they did come in to rescue us after Hitlers mess. I'm not against saving Americans from the mess they created. Not sure if i would risk my life, but the ice Gestapo is making me wonder if that would be the humane thing to do. But no judgement from my part, i totally get your fuck-them attitude.
They came and saved us from Hitler once they were under attack themselves, they didn't just jump in immediately. Hitler was quite popular in certain circles in the US before they joined the war. But yeah they did help Europe and the soldiers that gave their life for that are heroes.
On another note, the Soviet Union also helped fight against Hitler as much as the Allies.
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The entire Florida Oblast should be returned to nature.
I like that California was granted independence but Hawaii just declared it
It's pretty sad what happened to Hawaii. They really want nothing to do with the US if you strip away everything else.
Everyone should look up the fucked up stuff Mark Fuckerberg is doing over there.
I donβt think anyone would want Florida, can we just sink it?
Europe doesnβt want any of it. We had it before and look at the mess that come of it.
Canada can have it
Isnt this the place where we deliberately dumped a bunch of asshats who thought medieval european christianity wasnt hardcore and repressive enough? In hindsight that was probably a bad idea.
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I'm aware that the Treaty of Hidalgo formalised and legalised the US annexation of Texas and New Mexico, but the US Southwest was literally stolen, to begin with, from Mexico.
Time for reconquista!
Florida here - either give us to Mexico or sink us into the ocean
Please just give me this, name it the New California Republic.
Atlanta can join Eurovision wooooo
New Orleans will go back to speaking French.
Fuck off with that flag for California, we have dozens of them from the bear flag revolt that could be used assuming we don't just stick with the one we've been using since the revolt and they go with the worst one. I know it's source and it was quiet literally lost outside of a photo because it was tossed in the trash.
Europe: "Nice, let's relaunch this well organized cane sugar and cotton business"
We can still be united, despite everything. See the public support of Luigi as an example.
I thought California would be part of Denmark.
As a Wisconsinite, I have 3 thoughts:
- I would hope to be a full province, not just an [occupied] territory of Canada, so that I'd be represented.
- I'd still be happier as a Canadian territory than a US state, given the way the US is going.
- I actually really don't want my Wisconsinite neighbors represented. This place is redder than you think. Maybe a territory is best.
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Where is china
Looks like entire landmass of baja was destroyed in the conflict
The North American continent sheds it's Baja when threatened, but it regrows after a while.
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Yes please.
the good ending.
This kind of map really shows how much people use alternate history to think through fears and βwhat ifs.β Even when itβs exaggerated, itβs interesting as a reflection of the moment more than a prediction.
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California is joining Denmark they paid for it with healthcare and pastries
Love the fact that Washington just turns Canada doping ww3 π
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