this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2026
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i should call her

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[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 31 points 1 month ago (3 children)

berdly-smug

Those are actually two massive testicles, sorry boob enjoyers, you've fallen for my funny prank

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago

right below the north pole 😳

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

Jokes on you im gay

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You're making me think my obsession with Mother Nature is Freudian... oh-shit

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] juniper@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's taking all my orgone not to horny-post about the weather dafoe-horror

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 22 points 1 month ago
[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 19 points 1 month ago

β€œIt’s 4 pm sweetie, time for your daily hailstorm on your balls.”

[–] Palacegalleryratio@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago

It has... enhanced itself dennis-stare

[–] KoboldKomrade@hexbear.net 15 points 1 month ago

"WLKY"

MILKY kelly

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

chomp chomp chomp gimme your lake superior im so horny for lake superior

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

kirby-jammin

The legend lives on from the neckline on down

Of the tig ol' big pair of cold biddys

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Their owner, it is said, always gives great head
Whenever they're around in my city.
And then something about taking a load of iron and 26 men

[–] mickey@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

And the mariners know that back home they'd not go

When they bust but she keeps on suckiiinnnnnn'

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago
[–] blunder@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Mother Nature

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

Everything reminds me of him

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago
[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 10 points 1 month ago

now we know why trump is so interested in canada and greenland

[–] ClassIsOver@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Cool, I get to work outside in -30F temps for the next two days, not counting windchill

[–] tamagotchicowboy@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Feels like a Jack London novel x No Man's Sky freeze your ass extreme winter planet cross over. Windchill a nice -45 at best because fuck you. There was a point in time this winter I ran out of places to put snow for a long min, towering piles made me think of ice caves of Hoth, seems every day I'm shoveling.

you shovel sixteen tons and what do you get, not much other than cold and wet

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

AWOOOOGAAAA

[–] GommunismVillVin@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago
[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

[–] dead@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Dang I googled it to make sure it was new and found a few articles circulating it. I got got by the boobsquad again

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Looks like quagsire to me