this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2026
376 points (100.0% liked)

Science Memes

18280 readers
3212 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 16 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] starlinguk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is why I work for the army (not the US!). They offered me a permanent contract. I've been fighting for funding for the past 30 years and it's become pretty much impossible. My last job was supposed to become permanent and the government cut funding after 2 years instead.

Not doing anything explodey, by the way, just researching how to deal with mass emergency events.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 points 1 hour ago

Something something disaster capitalism. You have my sympathy, I sometimes fill on Natural Disaster classes.

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 63 points 9 hours ago

"I want to make the world a better place at no real benefit to myself"

"Ok, but only if you beg us for the money"

Modern academia in a nutshell

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 16 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

There has to be a better way.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 8 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Medicine is already this better way (in countries with social healthcare systems). A body of highly trained specialists who constantly update their knowledge through research, conferences and reading the last scientific advancements, and don't necessarily earn extremely high salaries but have a comfortable life and a stable employment. We could expand this model to all sciences.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 minute ago

What country would that be in? Because where I live (Germany), medical researchers face pretty much the same challenges as researchers in other fields.

[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 6 hours ago

I know, but there isn’t. Capitalism is the only best thing we’ve tried, certainly the best no other way to do it, please don’t try the socialism thing. 😔

[–] thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 points 6 hours ago

Why didn't we just have people that apply for grants, then people who work on research. Of course the person that applies for the grant should be familiar with the capabilities, and verify the proposal is sound before applying.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

This makes two of us. I'm unlikely to be deported, still...

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 18 points 9 hours ago

This is from before the election. They're probably LONG gone by now.

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 5 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Kind of a shitty thing to post and title "woml womp womp"

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

It's self depreciating lol, this is currently what's on my brain with worry.

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net -2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

People like OP are the reason ICE exists

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 4 points 7 hours ago

I'm the immigrant lmao.

[–] nothx@hexbear.net 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)