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this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2026
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He pays somebody else to do it like a REAL American
He had great form in that AI ad they made of him.
I mean I think in the particular image, he's lifting too much snow, especially today since the snow was so heavy. I can't tell from here if he's lifting with his back or legs. But like... even I know not to do that stuff and I'll just do it anyways when I get tired.
Really I'm just using this as an excuse to complain that the snow was too heavy and my body is absolutely destroyed after helping my parents shovel out the house over the past couple days 😭
But also now I want to watch all the other politicians shovel snow 😂
It's also how much you twist your back when you move the snow around, even if it's small amounts bad body mechanics will still get you.
The snow was very heavy though, I did all the sidewalks around my apartment and took a 3 hour nap after 
Yeah I weigh over 300 pounds so I slept for like 8 hours both times I shoveled and I still feel obliterated 🙃🙃🙃
you all are over thinking it what if he was just like HEY LOOK HOW STRONG I AM does something dumb like typical men do
Of course I'm overthinking it lol, overthinking stuff is like 99.9% of what I do 😆
Can’t wait to see how he throws a baseball
Tbh do people even play baseball anymore? Watch, sure, but like why would I expect anyone other than boomers or older millennials to have a good pitch?
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It would be great if he kicked a soccer ball instead
Kick a baseball and throw a football
“Oooh, I’d like to see ol’ Zorrie wriggle his way out of THIS one!” 
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please no that's torture
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Lifting from his back shows he's not a man of the people
hair status fairing in a blizzard ✔
confirmed stapler thrower
(but also, do those silly photo ops work on people?)
i'd think he has something better to do with his time, but unless this is fake to the level of the city burying that person's car on purpose to stage the op, helping someone dig their car out is good actually.
The only thing sillier than doing a photo op like this is criticising him for having bad snow shovelling form in his photo opp fake shovelling.
back breaking news 
BREAKING: Mayor Cuts Ribbon With Scissors That Are Way Too Big
Mamscrawny strikes again
If you live in an apartment and take the bus, you don't have to shovel. If the city properly plows the sidewalks.
To me this only shows what's true city kid he is.