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[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 200 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Dude’s an idiot. She’s a keeper.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 75 points 3 days ago

On the other hand, she dodged a bullet.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

its a he and he lives in india

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Requester of image is an idiot. Sender of image is a keeper.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 44 points 3 days ago (2 children)

People using their phone in bath always make me nervous.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 61 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Phones are painstakingly designed for idiots to use in idiotic situations. They literally build them so idiots can take them in the bath.

That said, this woman is a keeper, and the dude that said "bye" is a dummy.

[–] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 days ago (2 children)

idk, I've fixed a lot of phones that people take into baths or showers. constant exposure will wear down the seals and there's a reason they're water resistant not waterproof. plus if you've ever had any repair done even by an authorized provider that water resistance goes out the window.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

authorized provider

It's sad that this is even a phrase.

totally agree, I just mention it cause a lot of people put a lot more worth on it then they should. ime shops that advertise being authorized are more scummy then the average 3rd party repair shop.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

Ultimately, nothing is waterproof; everything leaks.

[–] Tiresia@slrpnk.net 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

With things like rain, deserts and humidity existing, any phone should be IP64 at least, so it's paranoid to expect it to fail near a bath. Meanwhile many modern phones are IP67, meaning you can literally put them under water.

So who's the idiot here, the person using a device within its specifications so they can have more fun, or someone still stuck in the 00s ?

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Hey, old habits die hard. Back in my day if you sneezed on a phone it would die, a sticker would turn pink, and you were out 600 bucks! IDK if I'll ever take my (IP67?) rated phone in the water with me.

edit get off my lawn (if i could afford a lawn)!

[–] LavaPlanet@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

My grandson has taken multiple of my phones for a bath, they all said waterproof. Guess why I said multiple phones. Well, some he broke by smashing them.

Fun times!

Problem with the waterproof rating with phones is they heat up, or overheat, one day and bam, no more waterproofing. I definitely wouldn't recommend pushing it.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't know who you're calling an idiot back in the early 2000s I had a phone that died because it got rained on. Not even a lot of rain.

Waterproofing is necessary just generally. Even if you assume it's never going to get dropped in a puddle it needs to be splash proof at least.

[–] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

I wasn't calling people who get rain on their phones idiots...

[–] moseschrute@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

they’ve had decently waterproof phones for years

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 days ago

But they don't make phoneproof water.

[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

🎶Beat your meat, go to sleep🎶

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 54 points 3 days ago (1 children)

She seems fun, lost opportunity!

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 15 points 3 days ago

An aquatic apex predator like that will be just fine: Plenty of fish in the sea.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] mbp 3 points 3 days ago
[–] rustbuckett@lemmings.world 9 points 3 days ago

I'm still laughing

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago
[–] Una@europe.pub 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

What are you doing?

In bathroom, pooping

Starts video call

[–] mtpender@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!? oT