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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No thanks, I already ate.

Still sounds more appetizing than the "food" in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🀷

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 month ago

To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago
[–] barzaria@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

"Ain't I a little stinker!? I'm so kyoot!"

[–] OshagHennessey@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

"Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

That face says: "All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.

I'm a big honking bitch, otherwise."

[–] seathru@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

!scrungycats@lemmy.world

[–] red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?

[–] Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?

Ba gawd!

That energy drink has a family!

[–] Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Scrungly Karens

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

My grandmother's first language was Spanish and she'd often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as "much grass," and "hasty banana."

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago (3 children)

β€œI’m just gonna scooch by you”

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Cool beans! Awesomesauce!

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[–] PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I wish I were still capable of surprise.

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

El banyo was out of papero

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 month ago

The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias

[–] _Nico198X_@europe.pub 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian

Go into the kitchen and everyone is still speaking Spanish just like every other kitchen.

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)
[–] Taniwha420@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are they all the same woman? I can't tell.

[–] DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

no, that's Reese Withoutherspoon.

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[–] Randelung@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.

[–] M137@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I actually recoiled when I opened the image. I don't know why this makes me feel so uncomfortable and dislike those women so much just because of the faces they're making.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How am I supposed to know when one group of women are all the same women when everyone on earth all look the same?

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Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture...

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

"I like to order aunty pastah"

[–] TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Mickey7 level shit posting.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Karenposting in the shitpost community

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh sheesh top left looks a lot like my ex. Scared me for a sec.

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[–] gustofwind@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The thing inside is attempting to replicate a smile

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