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[–] Ilikeblankets@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)
[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.world 58 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Which has a very bad reputation. Yet 99.9% of it involves fresh air, great views, a sense of freedom only birds know and people still only focus on that 0.1% at the end.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Falling/getting thrown out of the window doesn’t suck. Stopping and landing does

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

Well then don't land. Are people stupid?

[–] kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

I mean, it won't kill you, but it definitely would suck

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Right? And you know it must be fun because all the Russian Oligarchs seem to die from it whenever Putin needs money!

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

For some reason I seem to recall it being associated with ending rich people.

Probably why it gets a bad rep

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

It’s the number 1 cause of death by Russian Oligarchs, number 2 being polonium poisoning. Weird huh?

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ooh, I'm not caught up on my Russian oligarch lore.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It seems a lot of them fall out of windows after they piss off Putin

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspicious_Russia-related_deaths_since_2022

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

correct! extra point if you didn't look that up

[–] CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

Wikipedia has an article with some historical examples

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration

[–] wolfrasin@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago

When emperors embrace tradition

[–] unknown1234_5@kbin.earth 49 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Always thought it was weird that English has a word specifically for throwing someone out of a window.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

According to Wikipedia, the term was in use in other languages before it was taken in English

Defenestrations of Prague

[–] EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Yep!! It’s actually an interesting little story behind the word.

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's weird that any language does, really.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

It's French. Guillotine was already taken.

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world -3 points 1 month ago

No, it's Latin.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

that's only when it happens in czechia

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Sudden Russian Death Syndrome.

Putin's Promotion.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I mean, these are pretty specific to Russian journalists/dissenters being killed by the state (the KGB really enjoys defenstration over there), but yeah.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

oh ok that's neat

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I needed that information actually

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Well that's random.

[–] Sabin10@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2nd floor, serious injury is more likely than death if you have an ok landing. It's the bullet holes in the head that are the likely cause of death.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

M2 Browning .50 Caliber machine gun is the most accurate and lethal if you want to deal serious blows.

[–] belastend@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago
[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 month ago

going peter thiel mode

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I’m 99% sure the word sounds like the word where you’re removing woods

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's for when you throw Forrest Whittaker out of a second story window.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

THAT'S FOR WHEN YOU THROW FORREST WHITTAKER OUT OF A SECOND STORY WINDOW.

[–] stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

ok ok ok chill

I'm vibin to I sent my therapist to therapy by Alec Benjamin

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

FYI, just because you use capslock it does not mean that I can increase the volume of my inner voice when reading that

[–] mech@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

Defloration?

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Thunderbird

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

defecestration