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reminds me of this:

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This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.
Sometimes a langerote doesnt literally mean "the long red one"
Nothing sexual.
What up!

You could make it all fit if you were truly dedicated.
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No weirdos.
Oh well. ¯\(ツ)/¯
Here, you seem to have dropped... Oh.
I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.
Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?
Meat.
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!
Hey, teacher....
People eat donuts every day, even the hole in the middle.
Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith
Oooh, we're half-way there
P.S. No eye contact unless the mood is right.
OP is posting while hungry
Horngry*
Lady and the Tramp-style
Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.
Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.
Why "glizzy" tho?
People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'
Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.
Dang and here I thought Australians were the first to call a hotdog a glizzy. And I assumed it was glistening with grease, and that's why they abbreviated to glizzy. According to a quick search, you appear to be correct tho with the glock-uzi slang
I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.
I shall do no further research into this topic, this is now canon for me
Can't learn that in college
I wanted to give you a reasonable answer. There isn't one. The only answer I found is super fucking stupid.