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[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is how I married my wife in Germany. I am now banned from Germany.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sometimes a langerote doesnt literally mean "the long red one"

[–] socsa@piefed.social 38 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago
[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

You could make it all fit if you were truly dedicated.

🥺👉👈

[–] Nusm@peachpie.theatl.social 18 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

No weirdos.

Oh well. ¯\(ツ)

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Here, you seem to have dropped... Oh.

[–] Gibibit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

I would ask someone to hold the other end just to eat it end to end myself.

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Why would anyone keep eating once the bun is gone?

[–] IHawkMike@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Hey, teacher....

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

People eat donuts every day, even the hole in the middle.

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 6 points 2 days ago

Oooh, we're half-way there

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[–] SourDrink@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

P.S. No eye contact unless the mood is right.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

OP is posting while hungry

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 days ago
[–] VibeSurgeon@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Lady and the Tramp-style

[–] ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

What if you hide your dick in one of the buns?

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 2 days ago

Gelding speedrun.

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[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Haven't seen "glizzy" used in this context.

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Obama was president when I first saw that name given to hotdogs.

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

People started referring to Glock handguns with extended magazines as 'Gluzi', being short for glock-uzi.

The Uzi is another gun with a commonly extended mag that pokes out the bottom of the grip, hence the comparison.

The slightly derogatory 'Gluzi' became 'Glizzy'

Now, another more derogatory nickname for a gun with a mag that sticks well beyond the handgrip was "Hotdog" because, well it looks like the sausage sticking out the end of a hotdog bun.

So people are calling these guns "hotdogs" and "glizzy", and so naturally, at a barbecue somewhere where the sausage was notaby longer than the bun, someone must have started referring to their extended sausage hotdog as a "Glizzy" as a joke, comparing the sausage to the extended mag of a Glock, and it stuck. The comedy lives in referring to an innocuous food item as a weird looking, often gang or crime-associated style of gun. Maybe because there's a high chance of encountering both kinds of Glizzy at certain barbecues, and bystanders are subject to the ol' switcharoo when one person asks for a Glizzy, and received a hotdog. Or maybe they asked for a hotdog, and recieved a gun, IDK I wasn't there.

Dang and here I thought Australians were the first to call a hotdog a glizzy. And I assumed it was glistening with grease, and that's why they abbreviated to glizzy. According to a quick search, you appear to be correct tho with the glock-uzi slang

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hope you made every word of this up, because this is the de facto history of glizzy now. Like, a screenshot of this comment should be the entire Wikipedia page.

[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I shall do no further research into this topic, this is now canon for me

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 15 points 3 days ago

Can't learn that in college

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 6 points 3 days ago

I wanted to give you a reasonable answer. There isn't one. The only answer I found is super fucking stupid.

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