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In a particularly creative expression of anti-MAGA sentiment, a man who goes by the username “biz_dave” says he successfully trained crows to attack MAGA hats. As detailed in a series of posts on Threads, the self-proclaimed “big nerd” and “very part-time artist” stuck some tasty treats, including “peanuts, chicken scraps, mealworms, and dog kibble,” underneath a MAGA hat.

“Once they were coming regularly, it was only about three months to get them to the hat removal stage,” biz_dave wrote.

https://www.threads.com/@biz_dave/post/DTSvEhIDory

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All he does is tell them what it represents, and that is enough.

[–] bibbasa@piefed.social 58 points 5 days ago (2 children)

if they like mealworms, then i bet they'll like brainworms even more

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 31 points 5 days ago

Would be great if he could train woodpeckers to attack MAGA.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He should train it to shit on their heads too

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You know, he answers that in detail. One, he doesn't know how to train them to poop. And two, he doesn't want to be a poop trainer.

[–] sqw 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

i read somewhere that birds cant control it

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Some birds do use poop as a defense. So at least some can to some degree control it.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Eh, something like that could be a fear-induced reflex. Even some people may wet/soil themselves in fright.

Oddly enough, that would mean that given the impulses of "fight or flight," an animal that can literally fly will crap itself instead.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

I know for fact there are birds that can weaponize poop. Seaguls are one of them. I've seen it with my own eyes.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 50 points 5 days ago
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Better not be a fan of any red flavored sports teams in that town, somehow I doubt the crows can read.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 55 points 4 days ago (6 children)

You know, I had a bright red baseball hat that I used to love. I stopped wearing it a little over a decade ago, because at least two people thought it was a MAGA hat and I didn’t want to get dragged into more conversations with MAGAts or alienate people who are now being targeted by the regime.

That’s unfortunate, but it happens and I bet I’m not the only one who stopped wearing red hats.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I also have a red/white hat that looks absolutely nothing like a maga hat, and I also stopped wearing it after a dude laughed and told me "man I thought you were wearing a trump hat I was about to kick your ass" (as if that was comforting lmao), so I understand the sentiment.

But also there's still a bunch of sports teams that do use red fabric as well, red fabric isn't exclusive to trump, and imo we should all learn to read instead of needing to avoid red fabric like a crip. It's really not that hard to tell a maga guy from some swiftie that bought "one of those Travis Kelce sports hats" tbh, just read the dang hat, y'know?

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

we should all learn to read

In fairness, we might have avoided some of this fascism if we had. heh

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I mean, the swastika was used in a very positive way for millennia, and from a design perspective it's just a great symbol.

If we can give up the swastika, we can give up red baseball caps.

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

the swastika was used in a very positive way for millennia

It still is. Eastern societies didn't dump an ancient symbol of good luck just because of the nazis.

https://kashgar.com.au/blogs/ritual-objects/the-swastika

Though they're not exactly the same; the nazi version is diagonal, with the corners on the points of the compass, while the eastern version sits flat.

https://study.com/cimages/videopreview/o10s9j8gpl.jpg

All too often we let the assholes ruin good things.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Eastern societies are not western societies, I was speaking about western societies. Nazi Germany was a much greater influence in the west, the east was more dominated by Imperial Japan. The atrocities they faced weren't associated with the swastika, so they didn't really have a reason to give it up. The atrocities they faced were associated with the Rising Sun flag, which is stigmatized throughout Asia.

It's not really that we let the assholes ruin good things, it's just that they did. We can try to pretend they didn't, but then we just look like a Shcrödinger's Asshole blowing dog whistles. It's not true, it's not fair, but it is what it is.

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If we can give up the swastika

Well, who's this "we" you're talking about, then? Seems like the only people in the west who need to "give up the swastika" are nazis.

But I certainly don't get bent out of shape when I see the eastern version in a western setting, such as in the various decorations of immigrants from the east. I was mainly saying that we shouldn't expect folks from the east to abandon their version because of what the nazi version represents.

By "we" I am referring to the west. People who live in places with a history of significant Nazi influence, where the symbol is most strongly associated with Nazis, where anything sufficiently close to that symbol arouses the possibility that Nazis are being endorsed. I also don't have a problem with the symbol itself when used in other contexts, but that one dominant context makes it pretty suspicious in the general western population. So it goes.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Join the crips: for all your gang warfare needs! Then you can shoot at anyone wearing red for any reason and not be "crazy" just "crips be crippin'."

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 7 points 4 days ago

Cincinnati Reds fans are bummed. Wait, they're from Ohio. They're probably into it.

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I wonder what fred durst wears these days.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago
[–] foggy@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

It looks like he wears mostly black and white hats now lol.

His IMDb pic is a white hat. Pretty sure you have agency over what pic IMDb uses.

[–] daychilde@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

I've been torn. I have almost a dozen greek fisherman hats in various colours, including red. I often won't wear it, but I can't part with it. I do still wear it sometimes, but I am prepared for any jackass to pipe up and say something stupid to me assuming I'm on their side so I can shut them the fuck up.

But I don't wear it much because I don't want folks on my side to assume I'm a fascist.

This timeline sucks, even if this is the tiniest reason it sucks.

I've also been looking for a pin to put on it that would help make things clear, but money's tight so I just choose not to wear it except sometimes when I go to dialysis where people already know my politics. lol

[–] Breezy@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

God they really have been around for that long.....

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I just had the opposite thought the other day. I've always thought blue works better with my face. However er I may start wearing a red hat on the principal that those fuckers don't get the color red! Decolonize the color wheel, live free!!!!

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They do sell red hats that say "fuck trump" and such

[–] AngryRedHerring@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've seen these:

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[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Niners fan here, I volunteer to operate the guillotine

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Might as well make all sports teams change colors then since we've become bulls who can't stand the sight of red shit. I still say that humans should be able to read the difference from "maga" and "49ers" but of course that's from my high pedestal of literacy, curse you Sesame Street!

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

what about the enterprises that use Red Hat Enterprise Linux

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I actually have a red RHEL hat. I haven't been able to wear it for 10 years now

[–] thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I haven’t been able to wear it for 10 years now

i assume because connotations of a red cap? wouldn't a red Red Hat hat be a fedora though? like in their logo?

[–] hactar42@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Yes, because of the connotations. It's just a red baseball hat with the red hat logo. Got it at a conference in like 2014.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 37 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 days ago
[–] teft@piefed.social 20 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Chaotic good druids are the best.

[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Or rangers, as these are probably animal companions rather than wildshaped druids.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago

Not all heroes wear capes, friends.

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

As a lifelong 49ers fan I both approve of this and have an extra bit of spite in my heart for the red hat maga assholes.

[–] dellish@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

I'll be pretty upset if I hear about crow being killed by maga fuckwits.

[–] Jimbabwe@lemmy.world 27 points 5 days ago