Hahahahahahaha
The company that quite literally bet everything on AI will refrain from using it...?
this post was submitted on 21 Feb 2026
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babe it is different this time, I've changed, I don't need AI anymore I just use it sometimes here and there, it isn't a problem
Came here to also say LOL.
The head of Microsoft's CoreAI division wants to make us believe they will use less AI.
Just a little bit of slop
I only put a little bit of diarrhea in the brownies :)
The company that said not to call it slop like a month ago, right?
They're not promising not to go down the AI path, they're just trying to say that their AI isn't gonna be "slop", when it most certainly is. They just don't get it
Oh, so in other words, prepare for extra helpings of slop.
They are legally required to remind you that they asked really nicely for people to stop calling it slop
They didn't pay us enough to make us stop calling it slop. If they make sure that every human being on the planet gets to live their entire life not being required to work at all while still getting to enjoy all the nice things (that do not harm others) the people in question want to enjoy... then and only then will Microslop have paid enough.
Establish it as a policy that we can sue you for breaking and than I might trust you
I don't believe you Microslop, you cunts
Thank goodness. I'll file that right next to all their assurances to the courts that they weren't buying game studios just to shut down competitors.
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Narrator: But they were all of them deceived...
So he plans to go right against managements orders?
CEO sets the rest of management's agenda. He's literally the chief executive, after all.
Assuming he isn't lying, the real question is if the board of directors will go along with it.
(tbf he's probably lying lol)