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[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 159 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

Can't believe Portugal is nearly the same size as Portugal

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They are completely different colors, however. πŸ€”

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Red Portugal is best Portugal

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 57 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oooh, I'm a rebel just for kicks, now

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[–] mokus@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

The Portugal she told you not to worry about

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[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They would be the exact same size if Portugal didn't have that Lisboa sized gap by its western border

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Holy shit, I don't think you can just go around saying "Lisboa sized gap," wtf.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My apologies

A lisboa shaped gap

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A large Portugal the size of a small Portugal.

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 84 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you put Portugal A little to the left so I can see Spain better?

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you line it up right, the borders are exactly the same shape! What a crazy coincidence!

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago

Get more evidence for continental drift.

[–] cyan_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

If you think that's impressive, just look at the size of Spain compared to Spain 1000152489

[–] Cjwi@lemmy.world 29 points 2 weeks ago

Man, the mercator projection really messes up the perspective, I never would have guessed!!

[–] smeenz@lemmy.nz 15 points 2 weeks ago

Wow, it covers Spain almost entirely

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[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 63 points 2 weeks ago

Damn that's a good shitpost.

[–] Munkisquisher@lemmy.nz 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Technically the truth

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Mr president a second Portugal has hit the Iberian peninsula

[–] Pk_thunder@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

This might be my favorite shitpost of all time haha

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[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Wow I never realized how small it was in comparison until I saw it here.

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

Spain is indeed small

[–] assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The mercator projection really oversells the size of portugal. If you ordered a large pizza you’ll have to eat it outside of the country.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 2 weeks ago

The size of Portugal the Man compared to Spain:

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 18 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

The size of two Portugals compared to most of France:

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 16 points 2 weeks ago

What I would like to know is how big it is compared to Iberian Peninsula.

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] robocall@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

do NOT steal Portugal!!

[–] aeiou@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago

I went through like three full thought cycles before realizng this was a shitpost. Good job.

[–] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] Tja@programming.dev 14 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

So thats why the Portuguese description on products is always smaller than the Spanish one!

JamΓ³n ^presunto^

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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

This is surprising to a lot of people because everyone is used to seeing mercator projection maps, which skew the true size of countries

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you, I've always wondered how their sizes compare, this is a great visual representation. So clear.

[–] Deme@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Huh, I wonder how it compares to that other country to the west there.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That’s Vermont. It’s not supposed to even be there.

[–] cyrano@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Portugal is just a portly rotated Nepal.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 7 points 2 weeks ago

Does this mean they have fat, sideways Ghurkas?

[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why isn't Spain just eating Portugal?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why does Russia, the largest of the countries, not simply eat the rest?

[–] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, they're trying. Not very successfully as of late but they are.

[–] fulcrummed@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

They’re having a little trouble with Ukraine atm.

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 9 points 2 weeks ago

Bullshit, I don't believe you.

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Quality shitpost

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bah! That's nothing! You should see the size of Antarctica compared to Spain!

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But how big is it compared to France?

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