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[–] green_goglin@thelemmy.club 14 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

obligatory fuck u/spez

This was the death knell for me. It's been slowly getting worse year after year and the change to disallow third party apps (and later changing it to allow API access with a payment) almost sent me off for good.

But like... without the r/all page, there isn't even a reason for me to go there anymore.

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 4 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

As far as I can tell, this is only in regards to the app. They removed the easy link to r/All (and in the post deliberately failed to capitalize "All" which will make the link fail in order to make it look actually gone to the more ignorant users. You can still access it via the app, but you have to set r/All as one of your social links. It is convoluted and annoying, but works.

[–] Scrollone@feddit.it 2 points 1 hour ago

Yeah but at this point why even bother?

We have Lemmy. It's clean, open, simple. I've accidentally opened the new Reddit and it gave me nausea.

[–] CelestialImpact@sh.itjust.works 17 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Hell this is exactly why I am here at all. I noticed it was harder and harder to use Reddit: algorithm taking over. All moving to harder to find places, and it seemed even then to be more flooded with what was recently looking at instead of just general community vibes.

Searched for Reddit alternatives…

I’m so tired of engagement algorithms.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 11 minutes ago

and tends to be propaganda slop.

[–] starelfsc2@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah I think we take for granted that the replies/posts are mostly by real people here, or at least I do. It's like forgetting that you have to argue with your OS after using linux over windows.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 29 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Can you play fiddle? Can someone play fiddle I feel like dancing all of a sudden

[–] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 128 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The front page of the internet has now removed their front page. Amazing.

[–] flameleaf@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

You need to go through the backdoor now. What are they implying by this?

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 31 points 14 hours ago

The last few years have really solidified Reddit's collapse. It's not going to happen overnight. In 5 years it'll be a shell of itself. It'll feel like Digg.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 183 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

“The front page of the internet removes the front page of the internet.”

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 54 points 19 hours ago

They’ve surpassed Digg levels of chicanery.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 164 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

r/all is Reddit.

Are you guys dumb or something?

This perfectly encapsulates how I feel.

It’s the only part of Reddit I use anymore.

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Lmfao what. This is hilarious.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 33 points 17 hours ago

Another W for Lemmy

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

so instead of browsing /r/all, my mobile experience will consist of solely visiting the handful of niche subreddits i have favourited? thanks, I guess?

seriously this, it's dogshit if you only go to a few subreddits, even if they aren't favourited. I gues /r/random will have to do a lot of that heavy lifting now. It's going to be subreddit 50/50 - either you boring or great subreddits, or furry stuff.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

I dont believe Random is a thing anymore. Its been a while but last I checked clicking on it said the sub had been banned.

edit: yup banned. It says it was banned 3 years ago due to being unmoderated. Whatever that means.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 16 minutes ago

oh yea, reddit has a habit of "banning" a sub, if theres no moderation of it for a while, like 3 months? like if the mods disappear, it does happen.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 5 points 11 hours ago

dafuq? r/random used to just be a vanity link that redirected you to a random sub. how you gonna ban that… unless you know you've chased off all the people who do the work of making the site you run worth while and showing random subs will just put that on disply

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[–] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 112 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

of course they got rid of the one non algorithmic thing they had.

[–] GenderNeutralBro 34 points 16 hours ago (3 children)

/r/all was also algorithmically curated. Not to mention easily and heavily gamed by bots, trolls, and state-sponsored disinformation campaigns.

That's how we got Trump in the first place. /r/the_donald was constantly shoved in everyone's face, and even Reddit had to eventually admit the system was compromised. IIRC they adjusted the algorithm in an attempt to counterbalance it sometime around...2017? I forget exactly but it was definitely too late.

Lemmy's not structurally better in that regard, unfortunately. If we're not already inundated with bots and other malefactors (big if tbh), it's just because we're not big enough to attract them yet.

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[–] Sergio@piefed.social 36 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

A friend just sent me this video unrelated, but it was pretty good timing

https://youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago

wow that's awesome, a great introduction to the concept.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 54 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

So is this so they can force an algorithm on you to show you content? Sounds like they want more direct control over what "new" things people see.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 25 minutes ago

and we know what that "new thing" reddit wants us see. its endless slop, probably mostly AI generated.

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[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 56 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I wish any of the top comments had suggestions to join Lemmy.

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 96 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (6 children)

Those who post links to Lemmy instances are quickly banned.

And how was /r/all an experiment? I thought it was there from the beginning. Or am I hallucinating?

[–] silentjohn@lemmy.ml 50 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Ahh yes, the 20-year experiment that the entire platform was built off of 😄

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Lol could you imagine if Netflix was just like "Welp, the experiment of streaming content has ended."

[–] smh@slrpnk.net 5 points 8 hours ago

TBF, Netflix did stop sending movies by mail.

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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 28 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What the flying fuck. Jesus christ how can they be so brazen in their forcing people to browse how they want

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[–] gigachad@piefed.social 39 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I think the average reddit user is capable of a lot of suffering. Good I dumped this trash site when they got rid of 3rd party clients.

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