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this post was submitted on 28 Feb 2026
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Not fuck crazy!
first choice:
PURSUE NUCLEAR ENGINEERING
runner up:
YOU AIN'T MALE
third place:
ATTENTION DEFICIT: REAL
Take LSD now
It's-A-Me!
There's no God.
Buy some bitcoin
You'll win this
Get over it
Invest in Apple.
Move to europe
You are bi-polar
Life gets worse
It’s all bullshit.
You're a girl
Let's see...
don't sell bitcoin
don't sell doge
don't buy restaurant
don't date XYZ
don't date ABC
don't buy restaurant
don't quit place
Ok, but if you DID buy a restaurant, what kind and why?
I wanted to exit tech and thought bars might work.
They didn't. Even loving what I did in bar-land, it ultimately led to substantial debt that I'll be paying on for years.
I was happier in general, but the financial viability was impossible.
edit: Beer margins are crazy, but not during COVID and not now.
"Wise up, dickhead!"
You need therapy.
Learn women's perspectives
Mine Bitcoin. Hold.
Bitcoin. 120k. 2025.
You buy 5 bitcoins for $450 each in 2016. It's what you can afford. You sell them for $10,000 each in 2018, timing it decently just before a bigger drop.
Congrats on your $48k.
Look at this youngin, turning 18 in 2016. Enjoy your knees and shoulders while you can.
2009-2010, you hear about this "Bitcoin" thing for the first time. You remember some old fart telling you about it years ago, but you had no idea what they were talking about and assumed they had mental problems. You decide to download it and start mining it, it doesn't hurt anything. It just uses your CPU to mine them. You let it run and quickly forget about it. Eventually, you get tired of it slowing your computer down. You have a few thousand coins by now, so you shut the miner down and put your wallet somewhere safe. Then you forget all about it, until about 2021...
That was me. Around 2009 I remember first hearing about it and trying to buy it and quickly realizing it wasnt that easy and seemed sketcky so i just said whatever... i wonder what I would have done if I did.
My 18 was also way before (2000) this so i hope i remember it for that long. And honestly life was good up until 2009 so i wouldnt really change any of that anyway. 2009 on could have used some improvements...
"There is nothing."
Start depression medication
Don't preorder Cyberpunk.
I've never understood why anyone would pre-order anything digital. Were you afraid they would run out?
The last physical game I ever had trouble finding when it released was GTA San Andreas. I really couldnt find it for about a week maybe 2 which was nuts.
Transgender, AuDHD, (secret third thing. Or maybe just bitcoin)
..I'm sure my 18 year old ass would process this information in a calm and reasonable manner, lol
Compound interest
I don't have much that my clueless 18 year old self could use. "Brother has Aspergers", maybe to shortsell a company stock at a certain date, or tge government employment program link, which would be a bad idea (I would speedrun losing a job and confidence).
So the first one (no money for stocks, parents that won't listen).
It gets worse
Die mother fucker
Do not piss
Buy Apple Stock
Do more drugs
Cherish them more.
Girl, you're transgender.
invest in bitcoin.
Notice your happy.
welp. there it went.
Don't marry Sarah!
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