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[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 58 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Don't forget, he also bombed children in a school

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If he can't have them.....

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 2 days ago

... alive, he'll fuck their viscera.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

RFK JR has his fair share of killing children, 80+ children of SAMOA died because he premoted anti-vaxx againt measles.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 50 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's actually a public sex-jet paid for with taxpayer money.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

the "mile high" prostitute brothel.

[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

And nearly half of America is like "Better than them supporting free Healthcare"

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember when that walking botched dick enhancement who did the seig heil dragged a sink to some function as a "let that sink in" moment? Fucking ruined and poisoned the colloquialism.

[–] FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 2 points 2 days ago

Oh no, we just recycle it into meaning “I’m a massive pos (lying/cheating/… fill that in as you like) who has an attitude while being wrong and detrimental to society/this planet.”

When there’s some dangerous sexpest asshole at the door you sarcastically say “oh sure, let that sink in”. (And then you don’t of course)

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Also, the Sec of Commerce i think is all over the Epstein files

[–] ParlimentOfDoom@piefed.zip 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And his current AG was AG in Florida when Epstein was let off the hook the first time he was caught.... By the prosecutor at the time Alex Acosta, who went on Secretary of Labor the first term.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

he also have federal unqualfied judge in florida protecting him too.

[–] Montagge@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, but Kamala Harris didn't throw Netanyahu off of the Hell in a Cell in 1998

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 days ago

she cackled like a hyena.

[–] Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 days ago

American dream.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Accused of raping children? We’ve all seen the 3% of the Epstein Files that have been released. We all know he raped children. We know that.

And now he is trying to arrange a terror attack on American soil to avoid a midterms reckoning.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

ALso attacking IRAN to distract from the files.

[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

This is America.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What's the sex-jet story? Never heard that one..

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

She is dating Corey Lendowski (sp) and they have a luxury bedroom on their jet. A democrat showed the pic in her testimony today.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-confronted-by-photo-of-her-mile-high-boudoir/

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That bedroom gives me Quagmire-vibes. Only thing missing is the heart shaped bed and a camera tripod.

i expected mirrors on the walls and ceiling after your description. it's just a bed.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Release the Trump/Epstein files

[–] Patrikvo@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As Sting wrote in their song "Russians": "I hope the Russians love their children too". Turns out it's the Americans who don't love their children.

[–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

The dread starts when you realize half the country (if not more) doesn't see any problem with that

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And democrats still couldn’t find a better candidate two out three times.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A pile of wet rotting bloody turd plops with cancer polyps should have beaten Trump in 2024... by a wide margin. Well, as long as it's a male turd pile I suppose.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And yet Hilary couldn’t clear that bar.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

And why are you talking about hillary on this meme?

  • A drunk from Fox News is heading the Department of Defense
  • An ex-heroine addict who snorted cocaine off of toilet seats is running the Human Health and Human Services
  • A puppy killer who is having an affair on her tax-paid-for private sex-jet is running Department of Homeland Security
  • The above all report to a 34 count convicted felon who's been accused of raping children multiple times with at least one witness willing to testify.
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Indeed. Do you not see the connection? Democrats run remarkably unpopular candidates and screw the working class when the country protest votes one of these turkeys into office.

And when they lose, they blame progressives. Despite progressive policies and progressive candidates being wildly popular.

Hmm, it’s almost like killing progress is more important to liberal democrats than winning.

Can’t imagine how that’s related to our current predicament.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Hmm, it's almost like you're trying to change the conversation.

Trump was besties with a pedophile, is a pedophile and a murderer. The republicans won't do anything about it because they're also that stuff and/or support it. The end.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 0 points 2 days ago

So, no, you don't see the connection.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes, the cheating, racism, and sexism had nothing to do with it

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No one tells me more how much they dislike Hilary than liberal women. She was a terrible candidate. She's unlikeable. Women (including my mom) hate how she stood by her cheating husband so she could grasp at power. How she rode his coattails to the senate, the only elected office she ever held. Then she was appointed to Secretary of State where she started a bunch of civil wars in the Middle East to burnish her "presidential bona fides." And then simply showed up at the general election in 2016 without a platform expecting to be coronated — because it was her turn.

You know who else didn't like her? Pollsters. They saw she would lose.

You know who else didn't like her, or at least her chances of winning? Democrats. Actual Democrats, not voters. They knew she would lose and ran her anyway so it would be up or out of the top spot for her, and everyone in the party would get promotions.

Her own autobiography of her loss documented over and over that any plank in her platform that might help regular people was discarded because it might slightly raise taxes on the rich. Until there was nothing left.

There's a reason her slogan was "I'm with her!" — what else was she campaigning for?

[–] dan69@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ladies and gentlemen give it up for your 2026 roster, dragging you citizens through unwarranted economic turbulence all so that some group of individuals can benefit x times over the current status quo. 🎆 🎈 🎉 🎊

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The words "accused of" are not needed.

This is too kind to them.

[–] the_armchair_potato@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe you should look at the people that voted these demons in 🤔. Can't wait to see who they vote in next 😬

[–] trollercoaster@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The entire fucking Muppet Show would be a sane and reasonable choice in comparison.

But don't worry, possibly there won't even be a next election.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

RFK jr is likelya pedophile to, thats why his brainworm persona is out in the open. he has been seen with EPSTEIN on one or more occasions, and his OBSESSION with young children, and "sperm count"

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Conservative America, y'all.

[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck off with your anti-drug DEA propaganda.

These monsters are monsters because of the life they lived and choices they made. Not because they use drugs.

[–] belazor@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago

I’m gonna give the original image the benefit of the doubt by saying that all I think they intended was to say that using heroin and snorting cocaine from an unsanitary location are both unhealthy activities.

I understand what you’re saying and I think the concept of “war on drugs” and the way pretty much every country in the world handles drug policy is backwards, but I don’t think the original image intended to disparage drug users.

[–] Jhex@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Good job Murica... how is that working for you?

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 1 points 2 days ago

Yeah it's great*. The more incompetent the people running the war machine are, the better.

*Except RFK since his role doesn't have anything to do with the military.

[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Number ONE!