Don't let RFK Jr. see these or he'll have them banned for encouraging vaccinations.
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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You know what? I think I'll go tell him exactly that! Use the stupid for good. Not only because kids should have to use their own initiative to get addicted to drugs, but it's also too much plastic and sugar.
Can we start a conspiracy theory that Microplastics cause Autism?
no, it's wearing jeans in a suana.
For the current administration you want to say it causes gayness ! They will ban plastic like it was the worst.
Wow, that completely explains this heroin addiction.
It tracks.
baseball, huh
Its starts with sherbet powder, by high school they're snorting cocaine off the toilet seats...
INJECT THE BLUE RASPBERRY JUICE DIRECTLY INTO MY VEEEEEEEIIIIIIINSSSSS!
Where else would it go? The veins are blue!
The square hole.
That's a gateway drug. They start with one of those after school and the next thing you know they're sniffing pixie sticks off the stomach of a janitor and selling grandma's urn for a single Laffy Taffy.
"sweet addiction"
holy shit they aren't even trying
Real Cheese™
It's insane that we ban kinder eggs but don't ban "baby's first heroin needle". This has to stop.
The amount of plastic for just a small tube of sweet paste..
Since candy cigarettes are illigal they just made the cigarettes candy flavored.
Literally called "Sweet Addiction". LOL WTF.
Illegal where? I have to go to a novelty candy store in my area, because it's the only place I can think of that sells them....but it's legal here.
It's not illegal here, but sufficiently heavily discouraged and socially frowned upon that indeed, you have to look hard to find em.
Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.
Ha ha ha, yeah. Not like when I was a kid in the 80s, and everybody smoked. Walls were just brown.
Just....all walls.
So glad that as generations went on, smoking habits have seemed to fall off a cliff.
Instead, we let 11 year olds order vapes from china now.
Wait, what?
This narrative has always confused me because they sit on the shelf at my Kroger
I'm not sure it's legal to call them candy cigarettes though - I've always seen them called something else. Yup, it's illegal to call them cigarettes in the US, and they vary in legality elsewhere.
I only ever see them for sale in places that sell old fashioned candy, I think their decline has to do with the fact they just don't taste very good (in addition to the changing cultural opinions about cigarettes, but I bet they've declined even in places where a large percentage of adults still smoke).
because it's the only place I can think of that sells them....
Because they're illegal to sell elsewhere 🤯
I can go to my Kroger and buy them right now though
I bought a pack of candy cigarettes the last time I visited the US, just a couple years ago. I was so surprised that they are still being made.
no longer sold as "candy".
sold as a "novelty item".
They're still sold here in Kansas as both. They also sell them as "candy sticks" in little packets with popular characters on it so everyone can talk about how they used to look like malboros.
Well, I found that 'novelty item' in the candy section of the corner shop.
But you can buy bags of white candy powder.
Mystery boxes teach them to gamble
Can I use a luer lock style needle with these?
These look like they use the inferior Luer slip needles
Crap, I'm out with these generic candy syringes. I need the good stuff.
Oh those suck
Whereas vapes just fully supplant the habit and are a different kind of lung disease
Just like mommy! See, because one of the quickest ways to get treatment for heroin addiction is to get pregnant. I wonder if it's a 2 digit percentage of births nationwide at this point.