Ahahahaha no it-the fuck- is not.
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This man has the attention span of an ADHD cocker spaniel. There's no way in hell he will continue caring about this for more than a couple of weeks.
He's trying to apply "Art of the Deal" logic to geopolitics. "Just a little bomb-bomb. Just a little pressure on the Muslim brown people. Then we'll stop and they'll give us what we want. That's how business works. I'm the greatest businessman I've ever known, some people say." People dying for generations to come is just part of the game for these pedophilic narcissist fucktards.
oh. same as last week then.
With their nuclear capability ‘completely obliterated’ for the second time this year, Iran is now three weeks away from a bomb. Whew, world saved /s.
On the other hand, we can start talking about Trump-Epstein again - especially since the dow is well under 50k.
you can start a war on your own, but pretty sure both sides have to agree to end a war.
War on/off is the same grift as tariffs on/off. His buddies know the status before anyone else and get richer on markets.
So he does actually have war goals, and is about to achieve them? Might people hear what those goals actually were?
it was oil forex scam, war pretty much ended yesterday
That is probably one of the reasons. But will Netanyahu let Trump just go home? I mean, for Netanyahu, Trump is just a convenient and cheap way to bomb his arch enemy to oblivion, while saving loads of money and spreading the international disdain.
I think a major part of the goal for starting a fight over Iran is to provide funding for DHS since there's a budget fight over it.
The... man who lies with every breath. People are trusting what he claims!?
He doesn't lie, he lives in a narcissistic delusion. With his brain melted, he's actually terrible at lying... Watch him talk about the Epstein files, he goes stiff like he forgets how to move his body
Finally, someone said it. He's too honest for his own good. He doesn't lie; the people around him do. He just repeats what he's told and what he believes. He flipflops his opinions and plans every 2 seconds because that's how long it takes to convince him or a new idea. He doesn't have the mental capacity to lie.
Maybe not anymore, but he used to lie like it was going out of style. If his brain wasn't mush, he would be lying. Now he just repeats whatever the nearest person to him has said.
That's true. I was more so talking about his current term. The cognitive decline is insane.
Yup, I honestly can't believe he hasn't been removed from office over it. This makes Reagon's Alzheimers diagnosis look mild in comparison.
Something... something... History rhymes. My country is so fucking stupid:
No kidding, my entire life all I’ve seen is republican presidents take us into stupid ass wars.
Why does anybody believe any of these people when they say they want to keep us out of wars?
They've dragged the US government into 38 trillion dollars in dept dropping nearly a trillion dollars a year into the military industrial complex without an ability to pass an audit. Soon the largest expenditure in the US federal discretionary budget will be paying interest on on debts taken to feed that beast. But forgiving student loans and providing healthcare... we can't afford that.
Yea dude, the we can’t afford healthcare is an ubsolute lie.
They want to keep us dependent on working for healthcare because they want their slave population to stay quiet.
At some point if people want healthcare or anything else they are frankly entitled to people need to rise up and fight for it.
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Gets drunk, smacks a hornets nest with a stick, declares victory.
Those hornets are so fucking triggered lol
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Did oil price go so bad?
I guess one of the advantages of having literally zero plans other then "kill the current bad guy" is that you can just stop whenever you want and declare victory.
The Ayatollah's son who just took over is known for being even more of a hardliner (good luck Iranian protesters) AND the US and Israel just killed his both of his parents and his wife. So yeah definitely much victory, much win.
He's like a fucking chihuahua that barks at a random passerby on the street and then celebrates his "victory of making them leave" when that person simply doesn't give a shit and keeps walking.
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The Party said that Oceania had never been in alliance with Eurasia. He, Winston Smith, knew that Oceania had been in alliance with Eurasia as short a time as four years ago. But where did that knowledge exist? Only in his own consciousness, which in any case must soon be annihilated. And if all others accepted the lie which the Party imposed -if all records told the same tale -- then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past,' ran the Party slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of victories over your own memory. 'Reality control', they called it: in Newspeak, 'doublethink'
So he has reached all his goals? Or did he forgett what he wanted to do? What is now with the eppstein files?
If his goal was to take a nation on the verge of revolution and cement the dictatorship for another generation, radicalizing thousands, then mission accomplished.
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I don't talk to my friends this casually.
If I said "very complete, pretty much" I'm pretty sure they'd bring me to the hospital for a stroke.
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Someone has had a whinge to him about share prices.
Things are just getting started. He destabilised the region, and Iran doesn't have any reason to discipline tinge aggression now.
They can destroy a passing ship every few weeks with a $20k drone while the US spends 100s of millions a day just to be present.
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2 weeks till its done, just like healthcare, tax reform, all of his other plans etc.
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PERFECT, now onto the Epstein files and punishments
I've always liked this one...
"We've murdered enough people to distract you from the Epstein files for a few months."
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