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[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 67 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Funny, but there's no way they actually tried making eyeballs - these were intentional.

[–] Signtist@bookwyr.me 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What, you don't put Red Hot nipples on your eyeball cookies?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It was probably black with a brown iris, but got washed out

[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

Probably red, like spooky bloodshot eyes.

Then faded in baking

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Yup, almost certainly made for breast cancer awareness.

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

hey! my, um… eyes… are up here!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

chloe!!!! yesyes i can see ur eyes ~ (dunno if i asked this already, but im wondering: do u like carrot cake?.... yes im still excited about that 🥕)

[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

haiii maria!! :3

yes i do like carrot cake! :3 it’s not my favourite but it is good! (tho tbh i think I like the carrot cake icing more than the cake itself 😅)

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

whaaat theres icing? >~< ive only had carrot cake with- just carrots.... and cake >v< with nothin ontop--- and it was great! the cake wasnt try, it was since and soft and a but.... damp still which was great-<3

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just a friendly convo about carrot cake?

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I agree. It would be absolutely terrifying if I were just swarmed by titties on Halloween. Blinded by their assault on my unshielded eyes. Held in place by both my terror and the unyielding heft of dozens of breasts against my hands. That would be haunting.

[–] Overspark@piefed.social 7 points 1 week ago

If they were soft, warm and fleshy I wouldn't mind. But these dry and cracked monstrosities are a whole different story!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Everything reminds me of her.

[–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I should call her…

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That was my stripper name.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nipplerdoodles.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Good cookies, just wrong holiday to serve them.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, what is the correct holiday for these?

[–] Bazell@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

The best match that comes in my head is the Saint Valentines Day.

[–] derry@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

Naked Sunday (that may be made up)

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

but ended up with a pile of titties...

is something I'd like to say more often.

[–] KryptoSynth@ani.social 10 points 1 week ago
[–] GrantUsEyes@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

October is breast cancer awareness month, so it even remains relevant!

[–] agentshags@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

This reminds me of that Oglaf comic posted earlier where he turns everything to boobs

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like my shitty almond paste cookies

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

why you jumpscaring us like that? 😭

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tbh I screenshotted my cookies but lemmy uoloaded the last thing I copied and I just rolled with it

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

show the cookies now! 😤

[–] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

were they at least somewhat tasty?

[–] derry@midwest.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I need a new phone 🪫

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Bro, we just had a post about this, natural is natural.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Less scary than MrBeast.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago
[–] judgyweevil@feddit.it 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Wear the costume of Saint Agatha. In many classical paintings she is represented carrying a tray with her own mutjlated breast on it

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

It's the little baking victories that makes the day.

[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

works too i guess?

[–] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

That's why he should have specified he had the power to choose to turn things to tits!

I want some of these in the waiting room at the mammogram clinic.