At first I read it as "800 lbs" and didn't understand anything. Only a day later, after revisiting the post and reading comments, it clicked.
this post was submitted on 13 Mar 2026
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Lol, if it wasn't for this comment I would think the same
Same for me!
The boobs on the left are nice to look at, but the ones on the right daaaayum that's nice. Because of our societal expectation of bras at all times for all women, when you see boobs like on the left it's because a woman has chosen to be vulnerable and it's extra intimate.
The boobs on the left are boobs you get to see, the ones on the right are the boobs you might get to touch!
What are some other ways they can look?
Correct, this post is making me think...about boobs!!
I think only other women care about this
I can't honestly understand the issue.
So i'll just keep looking until i'll figure it out.
Well, see, that makes you a mature human being.
Now, for a moment, imagine that instead of that, you're an insecure, Andrew Tate fan, misogynistic little manlet who's never seen a tit in his life, finally getting called back to HER place, where SHE takes off her top, and her previously perfectly perky looking tits are now... sagging. You're feeling confounded, gobsmacked, befuddled, straight up bamboozled! These aren't like the tits you've seen in porn! In fact this female, having seen your worth, decided to beguile you, faking perfect tits when all she's got are these saggy... bags...
Now, see, a lot of men react like this when it turns out that the tits he envisioned aren't like that at all. And it's awful. It actually caused physical pain for me to type the above paragraph out, but it's more important to show just how wrong some men think out there. Me? Personally, I subscribe to the ABAB mentality - All Boobs Are Beautiful. Some can be of outstanding beauty, yes, but I'm yet to see a pair of tits I wouldn't enjoy.
Real, be grateful that you're getting a chance to see them in person, instead of complaining you should just enjoy them.
I have tits. Can you milk me, Greg?
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I don't think there is an issue.
If it was about a puppy seen from two different angles, I would still have an urge to stare and to hold it.
Boobs that look like this...
Can also look like this:
(Yeah, I saved 'em, too, wanna fight about it!?)
Is this about natural looking beautiful breasts? I personally love the second pic. Or am I missing something here?
All I can say is
guys really aren't that fussy
There are enough people who don't know this it seems.
I'm learning to (digitally) paint people and someone on Lemmy argued with me that the models breasts aren't real because no breasts are like that.
She just wasn't wearing a bra.
Once I posted the source image the person arguing deleted all their posts.
They also weren't using very respectful language towards the model and I called them on that at the same time.
Lol incel virgins telling others what real boob's should look like
They feel like bags of sand
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I will confidently say that there is only one type of boobies that everyone who likes the front bollocks prefers over every other type of dirty pillows, there are melons better than all others mountains of delight, the honkers that out do all other knockers, there is only one brand of sweater puppies that make all other forms of chesticles obsolete, the fun bags that exceed the power of all other hooters, hands down, are the ones you get to touch (with consent!).
All boobies are spectacular, especially yours ifβn you got βem.
I don't see a problem.
Too many guys appreciating boobs are scaring away the women that this message is probably really intended for. It's body acceptance and positivity for busty women
Don't assume it's just guys. Some of us women appreciate boobs.
Tbf tiddies are pretty awesome
It's pretty rare for natural breasts, even on a 20 year old, to look like inflated spherical balloons.
The round breast.. yeah that's all bras and padding. Or implants.
Clothing has been used to press the breast into unnatural shapes for so long, people seem to think that's what they actually are supposed to look like.
or smaller, smaller retains more of the round shape
exceptions confirm the rule yaddayadda also obligatory boob is boob
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If theyβre that size they better do that.
Swing low sweet chariots!
Either way, I'm just happy to be here.
I don't get it. Boobs that look pushed up can also look normal?
I guess the point is many people are thinking boobs pushed up is how they look normal.
Yup. A lot of guys, especially teenage boys, would say that the left picture is normal, and the right picture is "saggy." They're the same people that look at a woman wearing plenty of makeup and say "You look great without makeup!" and when she's not wearing makeup say "Woah, are you sick or something?"
It's such a common occurrence on the internet that I honestly think the people who are "confused" about the post are just pretending not to know about it to appear even more separated from the idea than simply disagreeing with it.
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Lift and compress? ποΈπββοΈ
Droop and separate? βοΈπββοΈ
Nice use of emojis there.
boobs
I donβt see a problem.
I once had a patient that had to roll her breasts up to get into her bra.
See, I would rather see boobs from a top down perspective if-you-know-what-i-mean.
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