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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

But all the computers are connected via a network. Like I don't have to go all the way back to Pallet Town from Lavendar Town to retrive the Weedle I tossed in there.

[–] katkit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I somehow never thought about that. How does that work? Do they use a giant network of pneumatic tubes?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah. The Pokemon don't get digitised and stored in a buffer, their ID transferred to Bill's disks.

Bill just has an old PC case filled with occupied Pokeballs and a Chansey labelling them, ready to tube some back.

[–] med@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's right. Pay no attention to the duplication glitch that occurs if you disconnect your Gameboys after trading one way.

It's definitely not restoring your totally unique and definitely not artificially reconstructed friend from a read only snapshot due to a glitch in Bill's transfer code.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Makes me wonder why Team Rocket never tried malware. They could control all capture Pokemon quite easily.

Wild Pikachus in your area down to get caught!

"Oooo!"

And suddenly they got access to all your stored Pokemon.

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I think this was the plot of the banned Porygon episode.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

See, this is how we end up collapsing the universe…

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

"The internet isn't some big truck you can dump everything onto! It's a series of pneumatic tubes!"

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

When we first meet bill, he's working on a teleporter that pretty clearly digitizes you, transports you down a wire, and then reconstructs you at the other end, so there's that.

[–] Sludgeyy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They get turned into red light when going into pokeball. They get stored as red light. No need for tubes to store ball.

Since the masterball exists that must mean you keep the masterball on you always and just pull the pokemon out with any connected PC.

[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Correct, because the PCs in the Pokemon centers can communicate with Bill's PC where your mons are stored. Said communication likely happens over the internet, and since this is 1996 we're talking about, it's very possibly not encrypted.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

The lack of encryption is exactly why Porygon Z exists. A bad transfer along with a dubious disk and sure enough, your Porygon 2 gets a virus. And that's not even 1996, but Gen IV.

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 1 week ago

The PC was accessible from every pokecenter.

It was a high availability cluster.

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I mean, he could have had a decent RAID setup, back in the 90s, why not?

[–] Padit@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

my admin breaks through the wall, fuming HOW OFTEN DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU, RAID IS NOT ACTUALLY A BACKUP!!!!!

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

RAID 1 and 2 existed by then, very feasible.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually I don't think Pokemon raids existed until Pokemon Go 😉

[–] runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

you can Pokemon Go the fuck outside 😄

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Both the anime and the Manga establish that the PC is merely a teleporter to professor oaks lab were he can study the ones you aren't carrying. The games don't mention this, but it might be the same there too.

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

They could do so much with that concept too. Like imagine the little picnics you could do out in the wild zones in sword and shield, except that's just every time you go back and visit Oak's lab. It could give you way more incentive to come back to your home town

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Cosmic ray: zap

CLOBBOPUS

has evolved into

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[–] early_riser@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Now we know where missingno comes from.

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Also, with no password so anyone can access anyone elses mons.

At least in the anime you had your Pokedex as a kind of key card but again, no password. Whats stopping Team Rocket from stealing someones Dex and stealing all their spare mons.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

What's stopping Team Rocket just stealing someone's Dex and nabbing all their mons?

Incompetence.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I feel like there should have been an episode in the show that showcased Jessie trying to distract Nurse Joy while James stupidly withdraws an Onyx or some shit in the Pokemon Center resulting in them both getting smashed through a wall and deciding that stealing pokemon in non enclosed spaces was in their best interest

[–] e0qdk@reddthat.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Bill's PC. As in Bill Gates, probably. You're lucky it didn't get overrun with malware.

(No idea who/what inspired the Japanese name マサキ though.)

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think the idea there is that Masaki is a fairly common, not very unique Japanese male name.

So, Bill is a fairly common, not very unique male name in English.

~~In French and Spanish, Bill is Sam, in German he's Lennart, in Italian, Alessio.~~

~~I think the idea was 'just some normal guy'.~~

EDIT:

Damnit.

I got got. Fucking LLM hallucinated those names.

https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Bill

I'm going with bulbapedia as a more authoritative source than your local, friendly, delusional autocomplete machine.

[–] mlg@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The funny thing is this would involve backups which would involve the idea that you can just copy paste Pokemon which is a big no no in Gamefreak's world and even amongst Pokemon fans who go through insane hoops to transfer Pokemon from old games into new ones lol.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Me running PKHex: "Just a few 'legit' YOSHIRA Mew couldn't hurt."

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

Yes because no cloud service has ever utterly fallen over and taken half the internet with it /s

[–] BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe in that world Bill is running subscription based "computer as a service" business model?

[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

Well I play crystal so

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

i hear he vibe codes his stuff now i wouldn't trust them with your pokemon

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I gotta go check something… be right back.