this post was submitted on 18 Mar 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

INCREDIBLE post

[–] Boise_Idaho@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not a microbeanis. That's just a beanis that's very far away.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

I was hoping nobody would notice. soviet-pout

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ur not allowed to give me new fetishes I'm volcel tyvm

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Hey it's a good size I'll not be shamed

[–] Aquilae@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Seems like an averagebeanis to me

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Oh woops! I accidentally dropped my MONSTER condom for my MAGNUM beanis!

[–] dat_math@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago
[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

where were you when the Bean-Bopp comet left our solar system

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

it's not the size of the beanis, but the motion of the lotion think-about-it

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can we add this as an emoji?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

we already have this emoji.

you just need to turn off scaling on your 4K display for a regular modern minimalist beanix experience.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Too small, what am i looking at