Kirk and his Kirk lived alone in a small Kirk on a Kirk. Kirk kept to himself, drawing Kirks and playing with his Kirks as his Kirk watched Christian Kirks on the Kirk.
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
in a parallel kirk, this is how kirk kirked out his kirk to a ripe old kirk and he was happy.
Kirk carefully kirked back the kirk on the kirk before slowing his breathing and peering carefully through the kirk, aiming the long kirk of the kirk out over the kirk towards the kirk where kirk was kirked kirking towards a crowd of kirkers.
One kirkbeat. Two kirkbeat. Steady your breathing, kirk.
You got this.
kirky needy kirky
ive recently gone down the "erika kirk is a mossad agent" and its been mildly fun
erikirk kirk is a kirksad kirkgent
This heeeeres the story of a Kirk, who Kirked a river and Kirked the whole world. And while he Kirks so sad in Kirkographs, I absolutely love him, when he Kiiiiiiiiiiiiirks.
kirk rules everykirk around me
kirk get da kirky