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I can't believe Kirk Kirkstman would say this live on stream

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kirk and his Kirk lived alone in a small Kirk on a Kirk. Kirk kept to himself, drawing Kirks and playing with his Kirks as his Kirk watched Christian Kirks on the Kirk.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

in a parallel kirk, this is how kirk kirked out his kirk to a ripe old kirk and he was happy.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Kirk carefully kirked back the kirk on the kirk before slowing his breathing and peering carefully through the kirk, aiming the long kirk of the kirk out over the kirk towards the kirk where kirk was kirked kirking towards a crowd of kirkers.

One kirkbeat. Two kirkbeat. Steady your breathing, kirk.

You got this.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

kirky needy kirky

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ive recently gone down the "erika kirk is a mossad agent" and its been mildly fun

[–] shath@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

erikirk kirk is a kirksad kirkgent

[–] Zoift@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

This heeeeres the story of a Kirk, who Kirked a river and Kirked the whole world. And while he Kirks so sad in Kirkographs, I absolutely love him, when he Kiiiiiiiiiiiiirks.

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

kirk rules everykirk around me

[–] shath@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

kirk get da kirky