Now I’ll never unsee the anal poker
this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2026
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And the island in the middle will be called the devils threeway.
Or the Hormuzzy
HormUwUz
Lmao did you just cut Abu Dhabi and the rest of Saudi Arabia away to make the joke
Took a few bombs but it worked
I think he just did
The Gay of Hormuz is straighter than the Strait of Hormuz
Its straight to be gay.
*It's
Ironic, ain't it?
Don't you think? A little toooo ironic? Yeah I really do think.
Just like their leader.
They're a bunch of Hormuzphobes.
It's woke.
And haram!
crooked of hormuz.
It's dry.
Sailors on the Gay of Hormuz always bring lube.
Their boats are too wet to go that way
Those names should be switched. The little island looks like a butt plug going into a spread butthole......in the straight of Hormuz
Straight men have prostates too
Oh! I know this one! They're stupid?
Correct!
And with that one simple move, you removed whatever little stability was left in the region
Congratulations, you're now responsible for the roughly Middle East shaped radioactive hole in the globe.
Neat!
camera flash
Nah, that’s the Fake of Hormuz
No that’s the Alternative of Hormuz