The sound Transformers make when transforming
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Damn I should have scrolled down literally at all.

I heard that
Slide whistle. Ascending, of course.
Loss of erection is reverse.

Same for a de-erection
The old AOL voice saying "You've got mail!"
you've got male
And thus, the other party is now deaf.
What show/cartoon, I want to say Futurama, had a bit where everyone in a suit of armor made a pinging sound when checking a dime out, but the gay person who said ding to not out themselves?
The wailing vocals from the Dune soundtrack.
or the beginning of The Lion King
let's take it back to the classics, I'll go with a slide whistle
When I was a kid there was a Transformers cartoon show and every time they transformed there would be this “BE-boo-babu-babu-BEEP” sound effect.
And so yeah.
The screaming sun from rick and morty
I literally thought of this. What's wrong with us?
That sound a pump shotgun makes.
Chi-chick.
A classic USian take: how can X be more like a gun
The sound used in movies of wood growing.
And if you have a small dick:

Does this go for morning wood too? How about the sound of an alarm clock
Wet, crunchy, creaking sound like an alien creature.
Or the sound the ghost made in The Grudge.

Ok this is a serious question.
it would be harmless and so much fun if cocks getting hard made a noise AND nipples getting nice, hard, and erect also made a noise
I keep forgetting that she actually used to be beautiful before all the plastic operations

EDIT: So apparently Lemmy is the only website in the entire universe that thinks plastic operations were the right choice
Or they disagree that it's Megan Fox. Personally the top picture looks more like Odette Annabelle.
no she doesn't... that's Megan Fox how old are you people
Lmao this is from Jennifer's body premiere/red carpet. I think it just goes to prove my point. Used to be so beautiful people straight up don't believe the older pics