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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

the gogmogger is amogus

[–] crosswind@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Gog and Magog are sitting on a fence. Gog falls off. Who’s left?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Gog is laying helpless baking in the hot sun. You could help but you're not. Why is that, Yahweh?

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NPa@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Gogging Ma Gog until I mission-accomplished-1mission-accomplished-2

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your posting power has been incredible lately

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

thats really nice of you haha.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Jrpg first mission: rescue NPC's missing puppy egg-dog

Jrpg final mission: going to magog to mog gog himself anti-shinra-action

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 1 week ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

oh yeah heh, apparently clavicular got streamsniped by arizona police a few weeks back. caught charges. what a rookie.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was a fan of Gog before they became Magog. Too technical, they got up their asses about instrumentation and time scales. Groundbreaking stuff but borderline unlistenable if you aren’t on the floor of the bathroom smoking a stem laden joint with a guy named Pattycake

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Then you were never a true Gog fan, you just consumed their work like a commodity. Its okay to admit you like Gog but you're deluding yourself if you think you're part of the fandom but jump ship as soon as the artists starts expressing Magog.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

See this is why I can’t even wear my Gogfest shirt in public. You Magog purists won’t rest until I’ve listened to their entire catalog in a refrigerator box (like the liner notes specify) and ya know what? It’s too much. They got like 9 hours of B sides. I’m not getting in that box.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm glad you're scared to wear your shirt in public. Pure liberal-style brainless hypocrisy calling ME a Magog purist when you are the one who only wants to listen to a specific type of Gog.

You better hope none of us catch you in that shirt goober.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had a lot of fun with this exchange chavez-salute

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Guys who've been through the box are built different and we can smell your weakness btw.