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[–] humanamerican@lemmy.zip 64 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Imagine being on the Internet and censoring the word "fucked". That would be fucked up.

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 6 points 2 days ago

Imagine being on the Internet and censoring the word “fucked”. That would be f~~uc~~ked up.

Fixed that for you.

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

“You ever suck feet for weed” is my favorite

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

Hot Fuzz is full of silly barstools

Pipe down, Mister Falcon.

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 days ago

2 points have been deducted from your social Credit. Reason: bring naughty online. This is an automated message.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 2 days ago

Imagine being a human who was breaking up with your human girlfriend, and aliens recorded your screaming match and used it to analyze your language and initiate first contact with humanity. Now that's fucked up.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

You have been fined [1] credit for a violation of the Written Morality Statute.

[–] mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Imagine being a bird and you are out there yelling:

"I'm the meanest mofo around here" "Come at me and I will fuck you up so bad" "Hey bitches, come have sone good dick"

And people just listen to your beautiful song at awe.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 10 points 2 days ago

True but starlings and parrots are mocking us >:(

[–] JonnyRobbie@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fellas, can anyone help me figure out what the word between 'so' and 'up' is?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Forked".

Why can't I say "forked"??

Because this is the bad place

For real, that is so fluffed up!

[–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Sometimes you just gotta get creative!:-)

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[–] rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Oh man! This is so f~~u~~cking hard. Try using AI

[–] shawn@thagoat.org 11 points 2 days ago

Sad whale noises

[–] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago

Every Taylor Swift song.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wouldn't mind that much if I got a royalty tbh.

[–] embed_me@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Only royalties they're getting is their food getting scarce because of human impact on the eco system

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago

Royaly screwed