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[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 51 points 1 day ago (2 children)

anything to distract from the gestures vaguely at everything huh

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 1 day ago

How long until they go full circle and rape children to distract from whatever they are up to

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

I think this could help to explain why everything

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)

God help us all if aliens first try to communicate with a puritanical crybully state like the US, Saudi Arabia, or India, instead of a largely rational society like China, Mexico, or certain communities of Orcas

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 38 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (7 children)

I say orcas in all seriousness bc I feel they're basically the closest thing to aliens on Earth, rivaling or exceeding our intelligence in many ways (only animal with more forebrain neurons than us), while we've ignorantly underestimated their capacity for complex language until very recently

Orcas talk with multi-layered ranges of whistles and pulses combined with precise body gestures, and can even send 3d sonogram-like mental images to each other via echolocation. Yet we know next to nothing about what they're communicating, other than there appears to be clear structure, pattern, and organized repetition far beyond random chatter, and unique regional pod dialects passed across generations

From a linguistic standpoint, our debate on orca communication classifying as true language simply bc it transcends the rules of ours, plus our current complete inability to decode what they're saying, feels worrisome for an alien arrival scenario

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If birds have language and grammar like that japanese dude proved recently I have absolutely no doubt that orcas have extensive language and grammar we simply don't understand yet.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Yeah corvids have (at the very least) simple languages and dialects, and are known to pass knowledge of good vs bad humans across generations. My grandpa nursed a crow back to health when he was in his 20s, and decades later sitting on the same bench in his 80s, crows would still regularly land on his shoulder. No one else's. I assumed they just like looked at a person and made primitive happy or angry sounds, but apparently it's deeper than that

Elephants are maybe even cooler: vocalization's only a small part of their communication, and they mainly use combination of seismic vibrations from their feet & ultra-specific body language. Their amount of variation between body/trunk/ear posture is way more subtle, complicated, and intentional than anything humans do for body language. It may even be something like a sign language, with its own grammar and syntax. Their feet are also incredibly sensitive, picking up vibrations invisible to everyone else: so they make extremely precise vibration-creating movements to send specific, patterned messages to each other via the ground. They'll also do this with a much louder rumbling when they need to send info to a friend several miles away

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 1 points 18 hours ago

I wonder if elephants can also be autistic like us

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

No, not Corvids.

This guy proved it using a songbird, a Japanese Tit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmys2abx4co

[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 20 hours ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (5 children)

I do think sometimes about how sea life intelligence is going to look extremely different from land-dwelling mammal intelligence. Industry of any kind is going to be much harder in the ocean, since you can't even make a fire. So it's possible there's a lot of stuff down there that's mostly as intelligent as we are but just can't develop a civilization the way we did because of the conditions they live in.

Like imagine we encountered a group of proto-humans who for whatever reason never harnessed fire, complex tools, or agriculture. Would we recognize their intelligence, or would we just think of them like chimpanzees, bonobos, and other apes? I think the latter. They'd be in zoos.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah capitalists separated orcas from their loved ones to imprison them in a fucking swimming pool, and then acted shocked when a couple seaworld trainers got mauled. Not a single non-captive orca has killed a human: divers actually regularly swim with them (and there's several cases of orcas charging at distant lone swimmers before turning away when they see it's a human)

There's videos of them uncannily mimicking human words to seemingly attempt communication, as well as offering us gifts of their captured prey, and even seaweed after we refused all the meat

They also seem to have a pretty good idea that humans have diverse morals and practices. They distinguish individual humans as well as larger groups, and the matriarchs seem to remember and pass a library of information across generations. Historically, they knew to recognize and flee from settler Japanese and the Europeans who hunted them, while maintaining proximity to indigenous Japanese Ainu and certain Native Americans, who revered orcas and developed a symbiotic hunting relationship (and believed to have a deep spiritual friendship with them)

At the peak of orca hunting, they adapted extremely quick by sharing knowledge across pods, such as the locations of boats containing hostile cultures of humans, as well as evasion strategies. We found out that they literally figured out sailboats moved in the direction of the wind, and that they just needed to feel the wind and migrate the opposite way of that.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 20 points 1 day ago

The last human zoo exhibit was in 1994.

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

Humans have been using fire to cook food for over a million years. We diverged from chimpanzees six millionish years ago. Its almost guaranteed that cooking food is intimately tied up with the divergence of humans from other apes, as it gave us access to greater sources of nutrition, as well as the ability to spend less time eating by using heat to break down food instead of our teeth and guts

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Not to mention it's hard to have anything other than oral tradition. No way to write anything down. I remember someone talking about how octopodes and parrots are both incredibly clever, but they don't have any real way of transferring knowledge between generations, so each one must relearn the same stuff. And squids only live like 8 years or so, which don't help either.
I think orcas transfer knowledge? This is not at all my area of expertise, but I know different pods will have different ways of hunting the same prey + fashion fads and other stuff. But they don't have any sort of permanent record, which must be sucky.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Oral tradition can be incredibly rich. Most civilizations in human history had no written language, until very recently. Only a few human cultures created written languages independently (Egyptians, Sudanese, Chinese, Iraqis, and a couple others). Mythology and epics from Ancient Greece, including Homer’s Iliad and Odyssey, were complicated stories passed exclusively by word of mouth from traveling poets. And oral wisdom + verbatim memory were incredibly valued and highly trained skills, so these stories might not have been as distorted across generations as we might assume

We already know orcas spend their entire lives by the sides of the same group, and that the matriarch leader does in fact pass customs, culture, and practices to the next generations by word of mouth. And they likely have greater brainpower for remembrance than us, so who knows, the matriarchs could have books worth of knowledge all in their heads. (And yea parrots and octopus are smart but definitely not on the level of orcas)

[–] ComradeRat@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago

There's actually some archaeologists/historians who argue early Chinese characters show influence from Cuneiform, and that both show simularities to neolithic protowriting systems in some of their symbols. Unfortunately they publish in french so i cant read their shit yet

https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2520385123?url_ver=Z39.88-2003&rfr_id=ori%3Arid%3Acrossref.org&rfr_dat=cr_pub++0pubmed

Theres also evidence (discussed in above article) that huntergatherers in Europe 40k years ago had a protowriting system as complicated as the very, very early cuneiform writings.

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[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Orcas also have extremely strong matriarchal communal values, diverse cultures and practices, and complex emotions & grief rituals, with a whole new brain region we don't have but is assumed to be for higher-level emotional/social processing

We assume lack of civilization and invention = lack of capacity, but you can't build without opposable thumbs (or make fire underwater), and maybe they don't see the point in overcomplicating shit in the first place. Orcas tend to live long lives and rarely die from starvation, and starvation has only become somewhat common due to human overfishing, overhunting, and chemical waste. Modern humans under capitalist overindulgence wreak havoc to everyone's food chain, including our own.. Meanwhile different orca communities go for different foods, almost in a shared agreement type way to intricately balance their ecosystem and reduce tribal competition

[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You know those motherfuckers have some mad shit to talk about us.

[–] mar_k@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Genuinely hopeful we'll be able to decode their languages and maybe even talk to each other within the next few decades

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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

If there are extraterrestrials out there, I think they'd be smart enough to just ignore the irrational actors and give them a good phasering if they get snippy

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

after reading the top secret UFO files JD Vance has concluded "its probably evil monsters"

waow.

oh and this was always the allusion with the 'ontologically challenging' nonsense about UFO disclosure blue-bean

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago

even the hypothesis of life on other planet

immediately become racist on the spot.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They're demons like my ex-wife.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago

He its me. Your Ex-wife RAWR doggirl-growl

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I still remember watching a documentary where this was the premise

That UFOs are real things, but they're demons because Lucifer controls the sky or some such nonsense

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"lucifer" means "lightbringer"

UFOs are lights in the sky thonk

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That was one of the things they touched on

It's positively medieval

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

No, really, this was part of it

I sobered up pretty quick watching it because every time I was like "No way, this is ridiculous" my brain immediately went "Dawg, there are more people who believe this shit than you could ever know"

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

This is what ~~Christiana~~ Christians actually believe.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its true. I believe that. My name is Christiana

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

will the attacks on christiania never end

[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Aliens know about Earth. They speak about it the way parents would mention impoverished nations to get their children to eat vegetables.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 4 points 1 day ago

Aliens talk about earth like people outside the US talk about the US

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago

Listen I'm the vice fucking president you WILL let me read the next issue of Psyops Monthly right fucking now.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago
[–] CommCat@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

better to be obsessed with UFOs files than Epstein files, stupid peasants.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How is that working out for you?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not good :( I want to go back home

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When you get a ride, take me with you

I hate it here

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I am stuck and can't communicate with them anymore but if I find one heading this way, I will ask them to give you a ride.

[–] Sebrof@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

And I for one welcome our new demon bodied overlords. Embrace Overmind Thought.

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