this post was submitted on 31 Mar 2026
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[–] wuphysics87@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 hours ago

I don't get it? Whar's the beef?

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 1 points 12 hours ago

The more people talk about Cuba sensibly in the mainstream the better it is!

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

okay I won't deny it Hasan looks hot as fuck, he looks like a stereotypical hot character you see from manhwa, he got wide as fuck shoulders, he looks like the letter T, sweet wowweee

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 2 points 15 hours ago

Awooga! hummanna hummanne yowee!!!! side whistle😍😳🥵😭💦

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Local gourmand shows american tourist his favourite Havana lunch spots, c. 2026

[–] deforestgump@hexbear.net 35 points 1 day ago

Damn that is perfect.

[–] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 48 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Amazing how terminally online Zionists are

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 37 points 1 day ago

I have been observing them continuously since they arrived on the internet and it's truly sad they should touch grass.

[–] dead@hexbear.net 47 points 1 day ago

CNN started doing attack pieces against Hasan because it got bought by Zionists.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 52 points 1 day ago

That is CEO Rachel Jake.

[–] SerLava@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago
[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Did you photoshop that to make his head smaller?

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago

he's the anti-kirk

[–] largerfather@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

need these proportions explained

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 40 points 1 day ago
[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

That picture is perfect renaissance

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The Story Is

What kind of chiron is that. Is it the name of the show/segment?

[–] Azarova@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The Story Is with Elex Michaelson is apparently the show name

[–] Biggay@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

that has got to be the most cursed name ive ever seen. and he looks older too

[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Milex Eichaelmann

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

spoiler

Idgi :(

Oh is it just cos the story is sounda like thesaurius?


[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I suppose now is as good a time as any to let you know we all read it as "kurox peepee"

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

oooaaaaaaauhhh

Noooooooo
It's kuropp(hold the p like it's building up pressure)ee the x is silent

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kurou billionaire-tears Pippi

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm really not doin all that.

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's like holding the P in poo[p p]enguin (rather than than releasing the P after pooP and starting a new one on Penguin

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I would never hold the P I don't have that kind of willpower.

Sounds bad for your kidneys, tbh

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 23 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Havana good time in five star hotel cuba

[–] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It is literally illegal for Americans to stay in "government affiliated" hotels which doesn't exactly leave much choice when 600 individuals arrive at the same time.

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net -5 points 1 day ago

It is literally a bad look for him to stay in bougie hotels in Cuba.

Excuse it however you feel you need to. Hassan staying in exclusive hotels in Cuba is bad optics.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah except all the five star hotels in Cuba are on the banned list. There’s a reason the multimillionaire isn’t telling you what hotel he stayed at.

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah except what you shit out here is literally just wrong and all it takes to confirm that is a fucking google search. https://cayostravel.com/travel/cuba/our-favorite-boutique-hotels-in-havana-cuba/

Warning gusano shit site.

The regular hotels are off limits for USians. The super expensive private hotels, which were also exempt from the oil embargo, are the ones that are legal.

[–] fannin@hexbear.net -2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Impressive, you googled a listicle. In which is it never stated that any of these hotels are kept powered 24/7 with wifi available, now that the embargo is in place. Or that any of them are the five star resorts Hasan said he was forced to stay at. I wonder why he isn't naming the hotel?

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why is the celebrity not life tracking his whereabouts, huh? I wonder why?

[–] fannin@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

...... He's not there anymore. He wants to clear this up now, he can. Without compromising whatever expectation of privacy he has as a fucking rich celebrity.

[–] Nama@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he doesn't, maybe he just didn't stay at a gusano hotel and doesn't want to literally incriminate himself? Like, i get the guy is a rich himbo, but he's not machiavelli

[–] fannin@hexbear.net -1 points 1 day ago

I don't disagree with that. He's probably both trying not to incriminate himself and he wanted constant wifi and electricity while there. Thing is without more information it's impossible to know for sure.