i'd ask a friend to pull the lever for me so i can be in the trolley
this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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Blood has a stickiness so the trolly has a better chance to make it through the loop when it crushes the people first.
I would definitely pull the lever, it looks like AI designed the track to crash into itself. Is this how AI will save the world, through it's own incompetence? 😝
Fun fact: Jackie Chan's parents named him that because his dad ran a porn website similar to 4chan called Jacky Chan in the 1950s before anyone even knew the Internet was possible. Truly a family ahead of the times. It's a shame he went on to be a successful movie star.
business was tough, had to close shop multiple times, but with perseverance kept trying, hence 1chan, 2chan, 3chan, and so forth
Tbh 2ch was a real thing
Real answer, his original name was chang kong sang, which means born in Hong Kong
Are you sure it wasnt just a site with a load of webs in it
I'd pull the lever cause it's going to derail on that u-turn for sure
Very optimistic, that it will even make it through the loop.
I'd haunt you and your ancestors for a thousand years if your bitch ass didn't pull that lever and let me die without seeing some sick ass shit.
Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.
There's always a chance it doesn't clear the loop
That is a very high chance based on what we see, given that it is physically too large to make it.
Nah the loop is further away so the trolly is gonna be smaller by the time it gets there.
This is how physics work.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life my hindu friend.
There's a chance of anything at any time.
For example, yesterday there were tornados here. A lot of people lost power. I live in an apartment building.
Floors 1-4 have power. Floors 5-7 no power. I can't explain HOW that's possible, but clearly there was a chance.
Apartment buildings have multiple circuits that connect to the grid. Sometimes my power partially goes out, so like these outlets work but those don't, because there's three circuits and one tends to break first
Shit, that would give me enough time to dive on the tracks right in front of the 5 people
Get in line buddy
That’s what they are doing
Seems unethical not to.
Bad viewing angle though.
Not for the people watching at home on pay per view!
Do a kickflip!
Hell yeah loop de loop
Hell yeah 😎
In the words of Kite Man, "Hell yeah!"
Also Builds momentum meaning their death is over quicker.
Loops take momentum, they don't add it. But I also don't want to be called a physics nerd and get my lunch money stolen.
ur right ur right, i was being videogame brained.
The loop and the many little turns may reduce momentum enough to save some people, depending on how fast the trolley was already going
increase passengers adrenalime via loop first
Nice 🤘
Only if the trolley does a kickflip on the way too
I remember this level in Tony hawk