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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[โ€“] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One might have anticipated a Simpson's lemon tree episode gif here but instead FlakesBongler has pulled out an unexpected Lemongrab gif expertly tying together the lemon-leadership theme of the OP. Brilliant move that really demonstrates the depth of their repertoire and reminds us why they're one of the greats.


โ“˜ This user was granted a reprieve by death until completion of unfinished business: making "a GOOD post, one for the angels!".

[โ€“] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

don't squeeze lemongrad, taste it immediately

[โ€“] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Named after the Lemon River

[โ€“] Kefla@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I stole all the lemons, sorry

[โ€“] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

You lemon stealing removed!

Lemon [Vanguard] Party

[โ€“] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

they didnt have lemons in russia. and you know the saying, when life gives you lenin, make leningrad.

[โ€“] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It would be weird to have a Lemonist Party