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This works depending on the cook.

If he is a good cook and knows how to work in a kitchen ... he doesn't get distracted and his first thought is on the food, the hot grill and things burning or catching on fire. He'll respond in an hour with a picture of a perfectly cooked sandwich

If he only cooks from time to time and doesn't care that much for cooking ... he is easily distracted and will burn his food with a simple text message. He'll send you an angry text back.

If he never cooks .. he's texting you right back with a meme reaction, 27 instagram posts, 12 tiktoks, 5 youtube shorts, and 10 angry political posts for twitter because you just set him off as he's sitting on the couch doom scrolling while eating a dozen grilled cheese sandwiches he ordered from Doordash

Now, let's move into "Operation Creative Drink Placement."

That's why you turn the heat off after you flip it. The residual heat will be enough to cook the other side pretty much perfectly.

What kind of maniac takes their phone off do not disturb?

This is me whenever I broil something. Oh you started putting away the dishes for 1 minute, enjoy your charcoal.

At a breakfast/brunch get together. House had that kitchen island thing. Toaster in the middle. My side of the toast looked a bit under. Say that it needs a bit more. The person across the island looked weird at me, saying that it was ALREADY burnt.

This would have been 2014 at the latest. Still think about it to this day...

ahh shit, you don't even have to do that to me. I'll notice that i could load the dishwasher instead of waiting for that other side to brown and absolutely forget to turn down the head

Impossible. At least my method for a cheese toastie. (brit engl. possibly similar to grilled cheese) Two pieces of bread in a toaster, toast to preference. Build with slices of cheese (cut from a block, not from packets you monsters!) put this ‘toast cheese sandwich’ in a microwave for 15-20s, Again to taste of how melted you want the cheese. Result; the toast is still crisp because it’s not microwaved long enough to soften, the cheese can be melted less than those horrific toaster iron things, it’s less greasy.