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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 129 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The White Trash House. The MMA arena is the equivalent of having a couch on the lawn.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i mean, having a couch on the porch is really nice. it's just getting one that can stand the elements, or having one that can't be covered, or blah blah. don't knock lawn couch til you've tried lawn couch. i mean it's still not as comfortable (or nasty) as fuck couch, but it's still pretty nice.

i have a rescued, rehomed, and quadruple steamed fuck couch and oh dear gods it is hard to stay awake on that thing. it's like a cushion roofie.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's a couch with cigarette burns and cockroaches between the cushions

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[–] hyperfeddit@feddit.online 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Go back further, before he ripped out the garden to put in the big white patio

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

and the east wing, destroyed the east wing to distract from epstein files.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

That's exactly what my son said when i showed him this picture...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

adderall too.

[–] rauls5@lemmy.zip 38 points 1 week ago (3 children)

When he is gone they should demolish whatever the hell he builds there and bill him for the demo and reconstruction.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sad that he will not be alive to see it

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[–] eletes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's be honest, the next president would just say oh what can you do and continue to use the data center they're building underneath for monitoring civilians. Much like how nothing changed after Snowden

They'll just say it's helping them with national security threats

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[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Let undocumented immigrants earn citizenship by contributing 100 hours labor to dismantling anything he did. It would all be down in no time. Of course, that's assuming he ever actually builds anything, which is pretty bold.

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why should they clean up a mess they didn't cause?

[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I just think it'd be fun to have immigrants tear down trump's vanity projects and get citizenship by doing it. A double fuck you to trump and republicans.

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[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Dude really ruins everything he touches uh. Including young girls. That you can get so filthy rich not being able to do anything right is a testament to how backwards our society is.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'd change the punchline to "Including young girls' *childhood". Although I agree that is a bit cumbersome, still. Might need a larger refactor if we want to preserve the specific wording that Donald Trump touches young girls.

Not calling you out, but highlighting diction. In any case, the original sends the impression that sexual assault diminishes the victim in some capacity, which is not a very prosocial spin.

Don't let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

[–] northernlights@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

I get it, good point.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don’t let anyone tell you being a comedian is easy.

my dude, i've spent many, many hours workshopping and rubber ducking jokes with comedians far better than me. it's why i keep reusing the same jokes, like any good shit comedian i stole half of them. but i've never seen anyone say "hey, your joke needs some more work" to someone they didn't know better than you did here and i just wanted to give you a little verbal hug.

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[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He’s a “white male,” and he benefits from “failing up.” It’s ridiculous.

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[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As a visual metaphor for what MAGA have done to America, this imagery is so blunt that if you used it in a movie you'd be called a hack.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

They love their symbolism. He's here to destroy America.

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

There are mandatory drug tests in many, even rather irrelevant jobs. Time to include President, Cabinet, and their staff in that list.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 25 points 1 week ago

It's now the White Trash House.

[–] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 week ago

It took me a minute, then I figured it out.

I showed my partner with no context and she said "what is this, it looks like it was bombed" I just said "White House" she gasped.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Note that the "Before" picture is after Trump paved over the Rose Garden, so it's even worse than that.

[–] Madison420@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Idiocracy really nailed it, just needs the toilet and abandoned appliances in the front yard.

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

This looks like what happens when I let my 10 year old niece play on my Minecraft server.

[–] TheOneAndOnly@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Dildos work and provide pleasure.

Donald Trump golfs and rapes children.

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[–] hamid@crazypeople.online 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should just tear the plantation house down. Nothing of value would be lost.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

i want to agree with you, but having the seat of state be a plantation house is a wonderful reminder of the country's (i know so many statesians want to say former and maybe 20 years ago i'd have agreed with you i was a bit more of a dipshit but fuck that) ongoing shame.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isengard after Saruman's fuckery vibes.

Hopefully we get the equivalent of the Ents sorting things out. And I'm fine with Trump meeting the movie or book end that Saruman met.

[–] Folstar@lemmus.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unfortunately hunting the uruks down afterward will be difficult as they'll just take off their hats and claim they never liked Saruman.

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[–] daannii@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I bet that big ass tree , top left, was probably about as old as the white house. And they just cut it down

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which White House? The Canadians destroyed it a while ago. Let’s hope they do it again

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[–] DanVctr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

This actually hurts my heatt

[–] TheCriticalMember@aussie.zone 8 points 1 week ago

Just needs an '85 camaro up on blocks and an old washing machine with bullet holes in it.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I wonder how TV news is going to cover UFC.

It’s hard not to get all that construction in an aerial shot.

[–] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Our first AI president

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[–] KingPorkChop@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

When Trump is out they should leave the White House as is and turn it into a museum/warning to future USA.

Build a new house, officially name it "The People's House" and use it as a monument for the day the US took a new direction.

LOL. I kid.

We know that shit isn't going to happen. It will look like the White House from Idiocracy in a few years and Americans will cheer at the Trump memorial billboards on the front lawn.

That's because the meth family did move in.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 week ago

No, not like.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

damned orange fuck should be made to rebuild that wing with his bare hands

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Where are they going to place Just Dumb's sofa?

[–] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Jesse Pinkman was a character from Breaking Bad, who was involved with the main character cooking meth and being involved in various crimes and drug deals.

[–] Karmanopoly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And his house was very messy

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

remove the skirts to access the axles when youre ready to relocate

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