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Nothing fancy- Corned beef hash, eggs over easy, with swiss cheese melted on top and a nice cup of black coffee.

Jeff bezos roasted in a bronze bull with a pinch of lemon and some butter.

Two double cheeseburgers from MacDonald’s.

Often, restrictions require a prisoner to choose foods that are available within the prison system or that cost less than a preset limit. Prisoners are usually denied requests that include alcohol or tobacco products.

RIP to the commenters.

Chicken fried rice, lots of it.

1 cubic meter of pure gold, sliced into bite sized cubes, completely enclosed in a nice icing, and not that fondant stuff.

Leftovers are to go to my family.

Just a ton of bacon, egg, potato, and cheese breakfast burritos with some good salsa, a pile of churros, and 100 cans of Juicy IPA.

I want what they are having at the Palais de l’Élysée (the French presidential house).

A huge table of the best of French food made by awesome chefs, from starters to desserts.

• ten pounds of laxative chocolate
• enough acid and molly to set my brain on fire
• ipecac capsule as a petit four that can be taken on my way to the execution chamber

I'm going the same way I came. covered in shit, vomiting, and screaming to go back.

A kilo of dried magic mushrooms and a fat bag of mdma. I'm going to be glowing with transcendental joy and tripping the light fantastic. Hopefully I'd get the chair, can you imagine how good electricity would feel in that state?

Heart of Billionaire x (however many billionaires there currently are)

Provided I have a little while to eat...

A slice of bacon and cheddar quiche with real pie crust.
Chorizo breakfast burrito.
Pork green chili over fresh made tortillas and crunchy hash browns.
Two slices of Oscar Meyer bologna on the cheapest white bread one can buy, with a small handful of plain lays potato chips.
Peanut butter and half a cosmic crisp apple.
A bag of ruffles potato chips with onion soup mix dip.
A new York strip with garlic mashed potatoes and onion strings.
A small sourdough bread bowl of western clam chowder.
A bowl of ramen with garlic tonkatsu broth and two soy eggs.
Carbonara with some garlic bread.
Cobb salad with blue cheese dressing, no olives.
Apple crumble with vanilla bean ice cream.
An ice cold Dr pepper, an ice cold barqs root beer, a large glass of milk, and a few liters of southern sweet tea.

A really tall glass of whiskey on the rocks, an edible, a drop of acid, heroine, mushrooms.

Make sure im strapped down though. Give me headphones and just let me chill with music.

Then I want a few Mexican tamales with a side of Puerto Rican rice. Then on the other side some genuine South Korea chicken.

I want the guards to also partake in this feast and my goodbye to this world.

Just make sure the physician stays sober.

I would probably want to smoke crack. Not like I can get hooked and ruin my life if I'm on death row already.

2 chicken parmas with hot chips, 1 litre of pisto, a bubble o'bill and a few caps of mdma YEEEEEWWWWW!

Salade de gésiers confits de volaille tiède Tagliatelles aux cèpes et foie gras Baba au rhum (the real thing, not the faked ones you commonly find in pastries)

tbh I think Id be in no mood to actually eat anything, and trying to decide on anything in that circumstance sounds like itd just compound the anxiety , so given that itd be kind of a waste of food and wouldnt be of much comfort, Id probably just turn it down.

32 ounces of medium rare ribeye steak, bowl of spaghetti with alfredo sauce, 30 chicken wings (10 buffalo, 10 BBQ and 10 garlic butter), 750 of eagle rare 17 year bourbon, pint of peanut butter ice cream and a 2 liter of Dr. pepper.

Monkey brains.

I'm going to die, fuck it. I'm going to try something I've never eaten.

After seeing all the memes about how many calories are in uranium, that would be fun to try.

100 lbs of saffron

And you can't be executed until you've finished all your spinach?

Badly prepared pufferfish. Checkmate

MRE meatballs and BBQ sauce from 1986 eaten cold with a cold Guinness beer to wash it down.

Root beer float, mozzarella sticks, an Arby's beef n' cheddar, and a medium pizza from my favorite local place with the little grease-cup pepperonis, mushrooms, and 12 tabs of acid.