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[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 164 points 5 days ago (1 children)

my socks reach all the way up to my thighs

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 30 points 5 days ago (3 children)

but does that mean really long socks, or really short legs?

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not sure if this is the best inclusive yes I've seen in years or if my standards have just fallen so far that I don't even recognize myself anymore

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 days ago

Definitely your standards. I'm about as funny as a brick.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 days ago

och aye, me socks are the pride o' th' whole clan, they are

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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Tell us more about your boobs.

[–] gnufuu@infosec.pub 25 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

From what I've heard, they are

[–] placebo@lemmy.zip 10 points 4 days ago

I can confirm this information.

[–] mr_eckneim@feddit.org 84 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Evkob@lemmy.ca 87 points 5 days ago (2 children)

If you're non-binary you have to compile your gender from source.

[–] SatansDaughter@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Better yet, use quantum computers

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Yis, I like quantum computers, they're fun.

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 42 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Wait what. I use Arch but I'm still missing some of these, uhhh, benefits. How do I unlock them?

:3

[–] hildegarde@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
sudo pacman -S estrogen

:3

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (4 children)

It's in the AUR actually I think

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)
yay -S estrogen
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[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure that's either cowsay or debloated kittycat (but appreciated nonetheless >w<)

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that‘s one of the outputs estrogen can create

[–] MrChewy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wait, it's a fr package? Peak cinema lmao

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[–] bless@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago

I use arch btw :p

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 11 points 5 days ago

you gotta install gentoo

[–] LurkingLuddite@piefed.social 61 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Nono wait, what's this about boobs?

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

In Linux the boobs are. In windows they are not.

Proof of the Linux/transgender pipeline

[–] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 5 days ago

how dare you i switched to linux before i even knew i was trans

wait...

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well, you see, it starts with programming socks and goes from there

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 19 points 4 days ago (5 children)
[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

now combine this with beard length

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

What do you mean? The order stays the same lol

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They boob boobily and are boobier, obviously

Well, that is breasttastic!

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[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 points 5 days ago (1 children)

NSFW ReplyThe dildo I sit on enters the bussy easier and reaches deeper...

[–] TotallyWorthLife@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

NSFW ReplyThat's called lube. Anyways, now I want a dildo to sit on

[–] de_lancre@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

NSFW Reply

Anyways, now I want a dildo to sit on

As fellow linux user, I can advise regarding that

[–] N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Why is Twilight in horny jail?

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[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 55 points 5 days ago

Every fart offers satisfying relief no matter how small

[–] tackleberry@thelemmy.club 35 points 5 days ago

I can confirm the boobs part for sure

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (17 children)

let me ask right now. i really want an answer to this:

what - do you call - this dress?

i want to know. right now. ive searched for this exact type of kinda square cut kinda bib but not overall type dress... for - for so long.

[–] Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 15 points 5 days ago

Overall, I think they're great.

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[–] celeste@feddit.org 17 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Can confirm, my hair got lush and shiny

[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I lost all my hair due to Fedora Kinonite.....

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[–] sirico@feddit.uk 12 points 5 days ago

I knew it wasn't my beer and cookies addiction!

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