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[–] bobo@lemmy.ml 1 points 16 hours ago

Idk if it's a species difference, but European yellow jacket wasps are pretty fucking chill. I've only been or seen someone get stung if they accidentally squish/step on them.

On the other hand they're soooo persistent about stealing my food and bait. Like no, you can't steal meat from my fork, fuck off. gets slapped, and comes back with 5 more sisters to bully me out of my lunch. It's especially bad in late summer and so we have to eat indoors because of them.

Hornets can go fuck themselves though and I try to kill them on sight if they're around the house.

[–] ColdWater@lemmy.ca 3 points 23 hours ago

Bee sting because they're protecting themselve or the colony, wasp sting because they're assholes

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm a gardener and every time someone approaches my door to solicit pest management, I ask if it will kill the wasps and spiders. Every single time they share an excited yes, I get to tell them that I don't kill my gardening coworkers.

Wasps and spiders eat the bugs that eat my crops. Pesticides also greatly increase your risk of health issues. No thank you.

[–] BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Once I listened to a pest control guy and he said "I bet you've noticed a lot of wolf spiders in your yard", to which I agreed.

He told me that their pest control dumps a shit load of pest control spray that should keep them away for a while. I asked, "but isn't that where they live? Outside?"

He didn't seem to understand how someone could belive that the spiders should be allowed to live outside.

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Love that reply. Father of a friend paves every green spot in his property with stone floorings step by step for years now and sprays ant poison everywhere. He's really really pissed about them ants minding their own business (like... just normal ants, not even fire ants or smth).

My response is always a "the fucking audacity of those ants. Building their colony just right there in the ground outside! Don't they know this is your property?!"

... My comments on this topic are generally not very well received.

[–] Tinks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

My dog got attacked by a colony of yellowjackets for having the audacity to go near their nest that was just on the other side of our fence line. He ended up in the ER for anaphylaxis. The neighbor's dogs got stung too, though they weren't allergic. Those little cunts can all die in a fire.

Paper wasps I hate less, I just wish they'd stop trying to make nests on the eaves of my house. They're chill, but I just want them to find somewhere else to call home.

[–] Shelbyeileen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

There are 3D models available for paper wasp nests, that can stop them from latching to your house. Wasps are HIGHLY territorial, and will not start a new colony nearby to another nest.

I left an old one up by my garage, and despite it being empty, no wasps come remotely close to my the front of my house anymore.

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

For the record, soap kills insects. Get a good spray bottle, put a lot of soap in it, more than recommended online for me.

I genocided a ground wasp nest I stepped on some time back with the soap water, they don't make the connection between me and getting sprayed. I spent like three hours spraying countless wasps.

They jive around when sprayed, then maybe 12 seconds they go on their back convulsing, still within a minute.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Paper Wasps ✔️ Yellowjackets ❌

A paper wasp keeps trying to make a nest in my doorway and we look at each other every time I open the door. Since they're not aggressive they don't do anything unless you actively are messing with them (and sometimes even then they don't attack!)

Anyways, it flies away and I remove the beginnings of the nest every time. Then it comes back overnight and makes another one in the exact same spot. It's a little game I play with the wasp at this point

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Paper wasps are such bros! A month or two ago I stuck my hand into one of their nests inadvertantly, was greeted with what felt like electrical shocks, and my hand didn't swell or even hurt after a minute or two.

I will always come to paper wasps', or wasps in general, defense. I'm sure yellow jackets play an important ecological niche too, but I haven't run into 'em enough to have an opinion on their temperament.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yellow jackets aren't aggressive, they're just annoying because they like the same foods we do and are super persistent about it.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

When the Interspecies Olympics finally get organized you'll both be ready!

[–] you_are_dust@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The only time I've been stung by a bee is when I was little and walking outside bare foot and stepped on one. I've been stung by wasps for things like being outside or being inside when a wasp got in the house.

[–] parrhesia@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've gotten stung by a dying wasp who crawled to my mousepad and I unknowingly placed my hand on it. Fuck those assholes

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ha, the 1st time I was "stung" by a bee as a kid, I was sitting poolside and smashed my hand onto one.

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[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I appreciate what wasps do for the environment, but I'm fairly sure that I'm genuinely somewhat phobic of them, presumably stemming from getting stung by one when I was like 3 or 4. It's become more manageable to an extent as I've gotten older, but to this day, seeing or especially hearing a wasp nearby still stirs a bit of fight-or-flight reflex in me.

I don't go out of my way to kill them unless they're actively nesting on my house or something, but I do wish them a very "go do your thing, just far away from me personally."

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I'm pretty sure humans have liked bees and disliked wasps for a lot longer than most of us even knew there were sharks or dolphins.

[–] Soapbox@lemmy.zip 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've been stung by a bee exactly twice in my life. Both unfortunate accidents where the bee and I collided.

I have long since lost count of how many times I have been stung by wasps just for being near them.

Bees don't make nests above my door, or under my patio awning. Or generally everywhere outside I need to be. Fuck them wasps.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Ha, same for bee stings. Once on I put my hand into one the ground, once swung my hand and hit one mid air that was just flying and didn't expect me to move the way I did. Bees are alright.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 45 points 2 days ago

This is clearly wasp propaganda because wasps are not cool. They will actually attack you for no reason and then fly away thus indicating they could have always flown away.

Meanwhile bees completely ignore you.

[–] angrystego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Wasps are the insect tigers, dangerous but worthy of love ❤️

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 149 points 3 days ago (7 children)

A bee has never aggressively investigated my lunch and refused to fuck off when I'm eating outside.

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[–] binarytobis@lemmy.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)

A few months back I was visiting my retired parents, and I wanted to break the routine a bit and decided to sit at a lakeside table we never used because it was redundant.

As I walked up to the table and sat my stuff down, I heard a “FWOMP” followed by a sound I can only describe as “chitinous rubbing”. I slowly checked my surroundings until I noticed an almost basketball sized mass of wasps waking up that had fallen with part of a hive underneath the table. In a moment of extreme calculation I decided the only one of six things on the table worth risking stings for was the tablet, and I sprinted for the first time in years to get away.

So, I guess thanks to the wasps for the fun new core memory.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 78 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I used to own a house with two pear trees. I learned to pick up any fruit that dropped, because the pear juice would ferment under the skin in the warm sun, the wasps would pierce the skin and drink the pear liqueur, and then relentlessly chase me around the yard. It turns out that wasps are belligerent drunks, which shouldn't be surprising.

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Bees on the other hand, are very fun drunks.

I was friends with a hive for years. One year they invited me to a spring bee-kegger. Many were just dancing, but some were so drunk they couldn't lift-off from the grass because they couldn't avoid the grass blades long enough to get into the sky.

I started providing a lift-off service so the drunk ones could keep dancing. Some of them were so drunk they just started snuggling my hand and would crawl into the nooks between my fingers and pass out for a while before waking refreshed and hitting the dance swarm again.

When I got home my daughter ran to me and gave me a hug. She jumped back so suddenly I was worried she almost killed a stray bee hiding somewhere and got stung.

"Where have you been?!" She said to me.
"Oh, I've been at a bee party all afternoon. They invited me. They were very drunk. It was amazing"
"Oh, that makes sense then. You smell like the essence of flowers, but not in a good way."

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

did you know that sober bees kick drunk bees out of the hive and dont let them in until they habe been sober for a while, and if they get violent/do it often they might be maimed by guard bees?

[–] Nouvellalia@lemmy.world 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I did not. Thank you for the tidbit.

Everything seemed to be fine the next day. There were no forlorn bees outside any of the entrances (it was a Huge hive), and there were none hanging out at my house, where the sad boys usually spend a day or two after getting kicked out.

It was hundreds and hundreds of drunken bees. So I think they got a pass.

[–] xzinik@feddit.cl 2 points 6 hours ago

maybe the whole hive got drunk, including the guards, bees dont really tolerte drunks(and returning sick i think) because they can contaminate the hive and all the stored up honey, rosking a hive collapse, i bet the whole colony had a hangover xD

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[–] Coleslaw4145@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can avoid wasp stings in the exact same way as bee stings; not being a fucking idiot

That goes both ways. Wasps like to fuck around and find out.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, one came into my house the other day. Big mistake. Buddy got split in half by my bug a salt.

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.ca 89 points 3 days ago (18 children)

I don't know, they're not all created the same. When I'm in the pool, I let bees land on me, or will fish them out of the water with my hands. Paper wasps look super frightening, but they're even more docile than honey bees. Yellow jackets on the other hand are complete assholes. We had a nest of them in the yard once and they would go way out of their way to sting people, just for the hell of it. Like not anyone close to the nest or anything, just someone on the patio chilling. I would leave a beehive, but I eradicated the yellow jacket nest.

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[–] roundup5381@sh.itjust.works 47 points 2 days ago (3 children)

this fuck stung the back of my head last week for the sin of taking out the trash.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 55 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Bees have never chased me down to sting me. Wasps however...

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[–] gerryflap@feddit.nl 39 points 2 days ago (6 children)

One of them is chill and just zooms around to pollinate. The other tries to get into every place I don't want it to be violently and then starts stinging when it inevitably gets stuck. Wasps always try to get into my food, fly somewhere in my clothes where it'll inevitably get stuck, fly into my face, etc.

I've been stung multiple times by both. Bees was always my full idiocy (I was obsessed with insects as a kid). Wasps was never my fault though, those cunts just put themselves in harms way only to "defend themselves" when the inevitable happens

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[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Last time I was stung by a wasp I was just standing on the street. I wasn't even moving. I was standing for about 30 minutes waiting when suddenly a wasp came, stung me on the neck and went away flying.

It was a "fuck you in particular" with qll the letters.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Literally my exact story with some Minor details.

Standing at bus stop, arms crossed, staring into distance, 15 minute wait

Watched the fucker fly from across the street, land on my arm, sting me, fly away

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[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 57 points 2 days ago

This is wasp propaganda.

[–] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

I got stung by a wasp when I was a kid literally just for sitting in the backseat. I had done nothing at all, and I got stung like three times.

[–] Shave_MyBeever@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The parasitic wasps can fuck right off. I worked in the southern I25 corridor of Colorado for a while and saw Tarantula Hawks. My first thought was that I had seen a humming bird the first time I saw one - they are that big. The poor little male tarantulas are just venturing for a end of life hookup and then they have to worry about being eaten alive by the spawn of these fuckers. Poor bastards.

[–] ContriteErudite@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Parasitic wasps keep hornworms from destroying my garden and haven't stung me once. I vote they stay.

[–] alternategait@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Also, I like figs.

[–] qyron@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 days ago

Nothing personal against wasps. But I prefer them far away from me. Which often comes into conflict with their interests, as they have this nasty tendency to invade the space I occupy, as in my house, my patio, the places I have to go in order to work, etc. If they ignore me, I'll show the same respect. If stingers come out blazing, insecticide starts being sprayed.

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